A Little Monster With A Wife Is Amazing

Jian Tang is a tiny little monster in the world of the supernatural, and his greatest dream in life is to raise an adorable human spouse.

Because he heard that an adorable human spouse is the world’s greatest treasure—possess one, and you’ll be happy for a lifetime!

A weak little monster lacking the skill to enter dungeons to earn gold coins, Jian Tang can only work as a low-level trash sorter. He works himself to the bone every day, earning only a measly, pathetic pittance.

After 999 years of hard work, Jian Tang finally saves up enough money to buy a human spouse from a shady broker, which even comes with a cozy little apartment to house his spouse.

Yay! From now on, I’m also a little monster with an adorable spouse!

But the cute, adorable human spouse he imagined doesn’t appear. Instead, living in the house is a tall, hulking man with a cold, fierce gaze.

Jian Tang bursts into tears on the spot: “That shady broker has ruined me! I want a refund! QAQ”

With no way to return the goods, Jian Tang tears up and accepts his fate, trembling as he begins to raise his “bootleg” version of an adorable spouse.

After raising him for a while, Jian Tang discovers: Even though this spouse isn’t cute, he actually seems pretty good?

He might be a bit fierce-looking and doesn’t talk much, but he’s easy to coax, isn’t clingy, and even gives him pretty little gifts.

The only thing is, he doesn’t know why every time he goes out carrying the gifts his spouse gave him, those big monsters who used to order him around are so terrified they turn pale and shake in their boots. Even his black-hearted boss doesn’t dare to make him work overtime anymore and has even given him three raises in a row.

Jian Tang: “?”

Could it be that they found out I have an adorable spouse?

Wow, having a spouse really is amazing! [Smug hand-on-hips.jpg]

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The Top’s Perspective:

Feng Xun is the number one assassin in the supernatural world, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of all monsters. Just catching a whiff of his scent is enough to send them running in terror, wetting themselves.

One day, Feng Xun starts to grow weary of this life.

He finds it increasingly difficult to tell the difference between himself—immersed in slaughter—and those bloodthirsty, ugly monsters. He is even beginning to forget what an ordinary human life should feel like.

Feng Xun announces his retirement and spends a huge sum of points to have the System customize a “Safe House” for him.

He only has one requirement for this expensive safe house: “Let me experience an ordinary human life full of the warmth and bustle of daily living.”

His wish is granted.

He receives a cozy human apartment and an adorable spouse who sweetly calls him “Wife”… Wait, did he get the terms mixed up?

Well, that doesn’t matter. What matters is that Feng Xun truly experiences an ordinary human life full of the warmth of daily living—

He eats the half-cooked, nutritious meals his spouse prepares with his clumsy cooking skills;

He hears his spouse angrily complaining that his black-hearted boss didn’t pay him his overtime bonus;

Before his spouse leaves for work, he receives a sweet kiss and a “Baby, be a good boy and watch the house!”

Very good.

This is the ordinary, mundane human life he wanted.

He loves this life.

He loves his ordinary, mundane, and adorable spouse.

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