The little zombie Cen Miao transmigrates into a human body, only to open his eyes in the middle of a blind date.
“Marry me. Afterward, we’ll only be husband and husband in name. We’ll divorce after one year, and I’ll compensate you financially.”
Cen Miao, completely absorbed in human food, hears: @#¥*¥%……&
He has no idea what the human across from him is saying. Munch, munch, munch. But his caretaker daddy once told him that whenever he didn’t understand something, he should nod first.
After getting married, Cen Miao binge-watches short videos to avoid exposing himself.
What he wants to search for: How can a little zombie pretend to be a human wife without being discovered?
What the algorithm recommends: How to make a man hopelessly obsessed with you.
Qin Zelin originally thinks this will merely be a contractual marriage to appease his family, only to discover that his little wife seems to love him very much.
After being teased until his heart pounds and his head spins, he finally pins Cen Miao beneath him one dark and stormy night…
Cen Miao: “? The short videos never said married people had to do this.”
Qin Zelin: “…You didn’t pay. This is premium content.”
The next morning, Cen Miao clutches his waist and stammers, “D-Do we have to do that every day from now on?”
Without the slightest change in expression, Qin Zelin replies, “…Yes.”
Finally, the one-year term ends. Having finally understood what a contractual marriage means, Cen Miao asks for a divorce.
Qin Zelin: “? I’m not getting divorced! I gave you my first time! You have to take responsibility for me!”
That night, several new searches appear on the computer he usually uses only for work.
How to Win Back Your Wife’s Heart
Does Seduction Work?
Is a Man’s Pride Important?
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