Chapter 52: Seducing Him Is All He Thinks About
“Cen Miaomiao!”
Qin Zelin’s irritated voice rang out from behind him.
Cen Miao, who was sitting on the carpet crunching dog food together with Maomao, instantly froze.
“!!!”
Looking at Cen Miao’s guilty back, dark lines appeared across Qin Zelin’s forehead.
“Turn around.”
Cen Miao: ????
Qin Zelin walked over, bent down, and lifted Cen Miao’s chin, forcing him to tilt his head back.
Then he applied a little pressure and saw the two pieces of dog food in Cen Miao’s mouth that he hadn’t had time to chew.
Qin Zelin closed his eyes in despair.
He felt as though his mind had suffered a critical blow.
His temple throbbed violently, and his chest felt stuffed with a ton of cotton, leaving him unable to breathe it in or force it out.
Haha.
He wasn’t even thirty yet, but his life experience was already unbelievably rich.
He had seen Qin Zexi eat poop.
Now he had seen Cen Miao eat dog food with a dog.
One piece for Maomao, two for Cen Miao—the man and dog were as harmonious as Bo Ya and Ziqi.
Qin Zelin took a deep breath. Remembering that Cen Miao had only just been frightened today, he tried his best to suppress his anger.
“Why are you eating dog food?”
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“I only… tried two pieces. They’re a little hard on the teeth, and the… the flavor is average.”
Cen Miao’s gaze darted everywhere, refusing to meet Qin Zelin’s eyes.
“I didn’t ask you to review the taste.” Qin Zelin clenched his jaw.
He was about to ask again why Cen Miao had eaten it when he noticed that nearly every bag of treats and freeze-dried snacks in the large sack beside him had been opened.
His anger surged instantly.
“You… You ate all of these too?”
Qin Zelin stared at him in disbelief.
Cen Miao blinked, then raised one hand and pointed toward Maomao, who was obediently sitting nearby and waiting for food.
His tone was firm and completely shameless.
“Maomao ate them. He’s very greedy.”
Maomao: …????
Qin Zelin looked at the puppy, which was barely bigger than a speck of snot.
“Oh.”
His voice returned to its usual calmness.
“Which snack does Maomao like best? I’ll buy more next time.”
“The milky mini-bun cookies are the tastiest! They’re so crispy!”
Cen Miao tilted his head and thought.
“The cheese lollipops and freeze-dried sweet potatoes are also very delicious!”
Qin Zelin: “…”
More than ten seconds later, under Qin Zelin’s unwavering gaze, Cen Miao finally realized what he had said.
His eyes instantly widened, and he clapped both hands over his mouth, squeezing a small mound of flesh from his cheek.
Qin Zelin felt as though the two halves of his brain were fighting.
His left brain thought that little mound of flesh was adorable.
His right brain thought Cen Miao deserved a beating.
“You didn’t even know whether eating these would cause problems, yet you still ate them. If I catch you eating dog treats again, I’ll deal with you!”
Cen Miao shrank his neck and protested with only half the confidence he needed.
“I only tasted them. Maomao ate the rest.”
Maomao: “? Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!”
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Cen Miao: “…Maomao, be good. You’re not allowed to bark randomly.”
“Woof, woof, woof, woof!”
“…”
Cen Miao studied Qin Zelin’s expression in confusion.
He had originally assumed the human was upset because the snacks were expensive and he had eaten too many.
But it seemed the human was worried that Maomao’s snacks would make him sick.
Back at the base, Maomao had always eaten whatever Cen Miao ate.
So why couldn’t Cen Miao eat what Maomao ate?
Qin Zelin ignored his excuses and searched through the bags to determine exactly what Cen Miao had eaten and how much.
But the more he checked, the darker his expression became.
He had no idea whether eating these things would cause problems for a human.
Frowning, Qin Zelin took out his phone and opened the search bar.
[Will humans have problems after eating dog food and dog treats?]
People who eat dog food over a long period may become malnourished. It is recommended to maintain a varied and balanced diet.
Qin Zelin stared at the highly upvoted answer.
“…”
Over a long period…
There were actually people who ate it long-term?
Having failed to receive a clear answer, Qin Zelin still felt uneasy. He stood and called Shao Siheng.
It took a long while for the other man to answer.
The instant the call connected, Qin Zelin heard abnormal panting from the other end.
“…”
“Hello? What is it this time? Does Cen Miao want you to carry him again?” Shao Siheng’s voice trembled slightly.
Qin Zelin hesitated.
After struggling for a moment, he still asked, “Aren’t you… doing it a little too often?”
Shao Siheng: “?”
“Doing what too often?”
Qin Zelin glanced at Cen Miao sitting on the carpet. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he turned toward the bathroom before answering.
“Jerking off.”
“Both times I’ve contacted you, you were jerking off. Be careful you don’t ruin your kidneys.”
“I’m fucking running on a treadmill! Exercising! Is there something wrong with your brain?” Shao Siheng snapped through gritted teeth.
Qin Zelin: “…”
“I need to ask you something. If a person eats dog food and various dog treats, could there be any problems? Would they need their stomach pumped?”
After he finished asking, the other end remained silent for a long time.
“Did Cen Miao eat the dog food?”
Qin Zelin: “…Mm.”
“He should be fine. Some dog treats actually have simpler ingredients than human snacks. Qin Zexi has eaten dog biscuits before too.”
Disgust appeared on Qin Zelin’s face.
“…When did he— Forget it. He’s even eaten poop.”
After ending the call, Qin Zelin returned to the living room.
The first thing he saw was Cen Miao’s pale, naked body.
A certain curve looked even rounder and more pronounced than the last time Qin Zelin had seen it.
Firm and perky.
Qin Zelin stood frozen, his mind completely blank.
It took him a long while to recover his thoughts.
The little monster was trying to seduce him again.
“Cen Miaomiao, why did you strip naked?”
Cen Miao crouched down to pick up the clothes on the floor. His voice was slow and carried a soft, sleepy nasal tone.
“Hubby, Maomao peed on me.”
As the crouching motion made a certain area appear even fuller, Qin Zelin’s eyelid twitched violently, and he quickly looked away.
Countless thoughts filled his mind.
If Maomao had peed on him, Cen Miao could have gone into the bathroom, showered, and changed.
Even if Qin Zelin had occupied the bathroom just now and Cen Miao couldn’t stand wearing urine-soaked clothes, he could have gone into the walk-in closet and changed there.
There was a laundry basket inside the closet too.
But he had chosen neither option.
Instead, he had stripped naked right here.
So it was obvious…
The little monster was trying to seduce him.
“Stop putting all your attention into things like this.”
Standing beside the carpet with his clothes in his arms, Cen Miao yawned sleepily. Tears instantly gathered in his eyes.
He blinked several times, his eyes aching from exhaustion.
He hadn’t understood what the human meant by “things like this,” but he had always remembered his caretaker daddy’s advice.
When he encountered something he didn’t understand, he should nod first.
Holding his clothes, Cen Miao nodded and answered listlessly,
“Mm. I understand, Hubby.”
Then he yawned again.
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