News of a marriage alliance between the Huo and An families spread like wildfire, stirring up a huge public uproar. Rumor had it that Huo Beixing was moody and unpredictable, with perverted tendencies and unusual fetishes.
Some people said An Yi was basically walking into a death trap and would be played to death the moment he got there. Others admired his courage, saying he really was fearless.
An Yi’s response: I’m scared to death, okay? 🙂
A year after being acknowledged by his birth family, An Yi had no choice but to agree to the arranged marriage. On the day he dragged his suitcase through the gates of the Huo residence, his mind was running wild with all kinds of explicit eighteen-plus scenes involving a perverted husband.
Damn it, he was even a little excited.
That was, until he saw the one-meter-eighty-nine oversized crybaby whose brain had apparently been fried by poison.
An Yi: …
Did the adult channel just switch to children’s programming?
The marriage contract was set for two years. During that time, An Yi took meticulous care of Huo Beixing, and before leaving, he even made sure to teach him some safety knowledge.
With a serious face, An Yi said, “If you go out to play or run into a robber at home, the first thing you do is call the police, then run while shouting for help. Got it?”
Huo Beixing: “Got it!”
“Alright, let’s do a practice round.” An Yi kicked the door open with one foot. “This is a robbery. Hand over all your money.”
The next second, a bank card appeared in his hand. Looking shy, Huo Beixing said, “Here, for you.”
An Yi: …
With a headache coming on, An Yi patiently explained more to him. “Again. You are absolutely not allowed to throw yourself at them, understand?!”
Huo Beixing nodded.
An Yi put on a fierce expression. “Robbery! I’m here for sex too, so stick your butt up!”
Huo Beixing froze. Just when An Yi thought he was finally about to protect himself with the power of the law—
Huo Beixing said, “Then you have to be gentle with me.”
An Yi: …
When the contract ended, An Yi really did run away. Needing money to make a living, he took one of Huo Beixing’s bank cards before leaving, saying he was just going out for fun.
A friend asked, “You’re not going back because he’s stupid?”
An Yi: “Something like that.”
Friend: “Then what if he isn’t stupid?”
An Yi: “Then I definitely can’t go back!”
The next second, a weight landed on his shoulder. An Yi stiffly turned around to see Huo Beixing standing there with a dark expression. “You kept saying you loved me, but all along you were just scamming me out of my allowance?”
Reading Guide:
Double first love. The top has never had a relationship with anyone before. There is a small amount of entertainment-industry content. This is a silly, brainless comedy. The author is a shamelessly self-adoring cliché lover and does not need writing advice. No need to announce your departure if you drop the story.
Content Tags: Wealthy families, Sweet Romance