The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons – CH85

Chapter 85: The Aftermath of the Four-Way Gossip

As long as Yu Beixuan was willing, absorbing the baleful energy from spirit stones was as simple as touching them.

So during class, he casually ran his hand over each spirit stone in his possession, absorbing the baleful energy before transferring the cleansed stones into another storage ring.

The instructors turned a blind eye to his behavior. Anything Yu Beixuan could learn, zoning out wouldn’t delay him.

And anything he couldn’t learn—well, even paying attention wouldn’t help. So they let him do as he pleased.

Si Er, on the other hand, studied seriously when it was something he could grasp. When it was something he couldn’t, he couldn’t help but start digging for gossip.

Guagua, is there any recent gossip to enjoy?

[Oh yes. Instructor Yanxia from Vermilion Bird Academy has taken a liking to Instructor Yan Bo.]

What?!

Si Er was utterly shocked.

How could Instructor Yanxia like Instructor Yan Bo? Aren’t they both bottoms?

[Actually, no. I just found out that when Yan Bo’s ex, Chi Yizao, was dating Yanxia before, he discovered Yanxia was actually a top.]

[That’s why they broke up. Incompatibility.]

[Right when Yan Bo broke up with Jiang Yifan, Chi Yizao went to Yan Bo as a substitute, while coldly watching Jiang Yifan get together with Yanxia—the other top.]

[Chi Yizao originally just wanted to watch the drama, but he and Jiang Yifan couldn’t fully cut ties. Things only got more and more complicated.]

Si Er felt his head spin.

I never expected this gossip to have a sequel. My brain is overheating!

And don’t they say there are bottoms everywhere but no tops to rely on? Why are there so many tops in this world?

In a tangled four-way relationship, there are actually three tops!

What a pity… why isn’t Instructor Yan Bo a top?

Instructor Yan Bo, who happened to be passing by the corridor: …

What kind of statement was that? What had he done wrong by being a bottom?

He even thought Si Er looked like a bottom too!

“So does Instructor Yan Bo have feelings for Instructor Yanxia?”

Yan Bo paused. Having missed the earlier context, he was confused. Why would he have feelings for Yanxia?

That guy was strange—clearly fire-attributed, yet cold and distant.

What was even more absurd was that despite looking so aloof, he had experienced two ridiculous relationships—just like Yan Bo.

And with the exact same two scumbags. What kind of ill-fated connection was that?

Still, Yanxia had indeed been appearing around him far more often lately.

In the past, meeting three times a year was frequent. Now they ran into each other once or twice a day.

Oh, so Instructor Yan Bo has no interest in him.

Without realizing it, Yan Bo had joined the other instructors secretly eavesdropping by the window.

Hearing Si Er’s thought, he even nodded. Of course he wouldn’t fall for Yanxia.

Look at how exhausting the love between Jiang Yifan and Chi Yizao—two tops—had been!

He absolutely wouldn’t look for someone with the same orientation. That would just be asking for trouble.

Oh my gosh! Instructor Yanxia is kind of pitiful too. Because he’s so cold-natured, his master, Elder Zhu Yu, thought he didn’t seem like a fire-type and wanted him to be more passionate—so he introduced him to a partner.

And that introduction led to scumbag Chi Yizao. After getting dumped, Elder Zhu Yu felt guilty and beat Chi Yizao up.

But then he introduced Yanxia to another scumbag—Jiang Yifan!

Tsk tsk, that elder should stop matchmaking. His judgment is atrocious. He keeps pushing his own disciple into fire pits.

Thankfully, Yanxia never developed feelings for those two scumbags. But when Yan Bo pulled out a cactus and slapped both of them across the face with it, Yanxia’s heart skipped a beat!

Wait—his heart skipped a beat at that moment? Isn’t that a bit strange? Does he like violence?

Outside the window, Yan Bo was completely bewildered. He never imagined the other victim would actually fancy him.

Every time he saw Yanxia, he was reminded of those two scumbags and felt the past was unbearable—he only wanted to flee.

Didn’t Yanxia feel the same?

Was Yanxia’s mindset just that strong?

So you’re saying he doesn’t like violence—he just thinks Yan Bo, who raises a cactus, is cute?

What’s cute about that?

Si Er remained confused. So were the other students. Plenty of soul pet masters raised cactus-type beasts, didn’t they?

Could Yanxia possibly find all of them cute?

Yan Bo thought the same. This so-called affection sounded absurd.

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No one knows how someone else’s filter works.

But Yanxia’s pursuit strategy is bizarre. He plans to spend five years appearing in front of Yan Bo at least once a day—just to become a familiar face.

Then another five years finding chances to say three sentences to him daily—to become truly acquainted.

And then another five years delivering three meals a day so Yan Bo’s stomach can’t live without him.

Uh… that’s hard to judge. Best of luck to him.

And what’s with his obsession with the number five? Why is everything five years?

Yan Bo was full of question marks. The guy looked steady and reliable—yet his ideas were so unrealistic?

A fifteen-year pursuit plan?

In that amount of time, Yan Bo felt he could go through several more relationships.

Though he longed for a devoted, everlasting love, two consecutive bad experiences had shaken his confidence. He couldn’t help feeling he might just keep breaking up until he ended up alone.

On at least one point, Si Er’s thoughts overlapped with Yan Bo’s.

What if Instructor Yan Bo falls for someone else during those fifteen years?

Oh? So that guy doesn’t plan to let anyone else appear?

Tsk tsk, he’s actually a schemer. Instructor Yan Bo is so miserable.

Yan Bo agreed. Two scumbags were bad enough, and now this inexplicable one?

He stopped listening. But the moment he straightened up, he saw several elders around him looking at him with sympathy.

Yan Bo immediately felt embarrassed and annoyed. He wanted to glare at them, but knowing he couldn’t beat them, he swallowed his anger and fled at top speed on his green-haired turtle mount.

He decided he would keep an eye on Yanxia and see exactly whom Yanxia could drive away.

Sure, anyone who could be driven off wasn’t reliable—but he was still curious how many people might pursue him.

After finishing the gossip about Yan Bo and Yanxia, Si Er turned his curiosity to the two scumbag tops.

Guagua, what about Chi Yizao and Jiang Yifan now?

What? They’re together? Then who’s on top?

Ohhh, they’ve decided to take turns? Before anything happens, they play a game of chess—whoever wins gets to top.

And since they’re evenly matched, they’ve been playing for days without a winner. They’re still purely platonic.

Si Er couldn’t help laughing.

Honestly, being platonic for a lifetime isn’t bad. Young people should focus their excess energy on cultivation!

Proper cultivation is what matters. All that stuff is just too… disharmonious.

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