The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons – CH68

Chapter 68: Fall, Fall, Fall, Fall

After talisman class came formation class. This lesson made Si Er understand for the first time what it meant to go bald from frustration.

Ever since arriving in this world, everything he did had gone smoothly. The past two days of classes had been especially so. Si Er had almost started to believe he was an all-round genius in this world.

Reality proved he had been overthinking it.

In formation class, he was nothing more than hopeless sludge stuck to a wall.

He watched as Instructor Pei Yun stood at the podium, her mouth moving nonstop—but he couldn’t understand a single word she was saying.

It was clearly the language he was most familiar with. He understood every character individually. So why did they become incomprehensible scripture when put together?

Si Er scratched his head. After enduring another ten minutes, he finally gave up and let his mind wander.

I wonder if the wish I made earlier came true?

You know, the wonderful wish that those two scumbag tops—plus Si Ran and Di Lintian—would all fall flat on their faces in public.

Wahaha, it actually came true? How did it happen?

Ohhh, so Chi Yizao fell yesterday. When everyone went to the White Tiger Academy food street for dinner, he lined up to buy fried rice.

Right after he bought it and walked out, he somehow tripped. The fried rice flew out of his hands and landed right on his archenemy’s head.

So after he fell, he even got beaten up by that archenemy.

Ohhh, and that archenemy happens to be one of Instructor Yan Bo’s admirers. He’s wanted to beat up Chi Yizao for ages.

Si Er suddenly grew curious.

So is Chi Yizao’s rival good-looking? Is there any chance between him and Instructor Yan Bo?

Looks decent, but their habits and preferences don’t match at all?

Instructor Yan Bo is afraid of snakes and lizards, but that guy raises a whole bunch of them? And they’re all the terrifying-looking kinds?

Just imagining it made Si Er shudder.

Scary! I’d be scared too!

But those lizards can really fight. They beat Chi Yizao so badly he couldn’t get up. So satisfying.

Too bad that righteous instructor who stood up for justice got punished by the dean for striking first—had to write a self-criticism.

Hehe, only 500 words. Chi Yizao’s face twisted with jealousy.

Now let’s look at the other scumbag top, Comrade Jiang Yifan. Turns out he fell during morning practical class.

What a coincidence—the one teaching Si Ran and Di Lintian that practical class was Jiang Yifan.

But because of his recent mistake, he’s been demoted from official instructor to assistant for now.

When these three get together, things are lively—and dramatic.

First, Si Ran tripped on flat ground and fell right into Di Lintian’s arms. Then Di Lintian got tripped by something and fell onto Jiang Yifan, who just happened to be passing by.

HAHAHAHA that’s too thrilling! When Di Lintian fell, his mouth bumped right into Jiang Yifan’s mouth! I haven’t seen such a classic idol-drama fall in ages.

And in idol dramas it’s usually just two people falling together—they had three! Si Ran, lying on top of Di Lintian, turned green with rage.

The three of them looked like a stack of pancakes. Though none of them looked remotely happy—every face was constipated.

Still, the scene was too beautiful. Instructor Yan Bo should’ve seen it.

Instructor Yan Bo: Thanks for the invite. I already did.

After learning Si Er had made a wish, he had staked out Azure Dragon Academy, since most of the targets were there.

Sure enough, he witnessed a marvelous show. Delightful!

The other students in the classroom were delighted too. Another juicy update so soon—it felt like reading a serialized comic.

Though honestly, no comic plot was this outrageous.

Instructor Pei Yun had a headache. Sure, she was enjoying the gossip too, but if every class turned out like this, would the other students ever study properly?

She lowered her head and looked over the classroom assignments. Suddenly she felt that even if someone had to worry, it wasn’t her.

Among the eleven most talented students of this year’s cohort, only one showed real promise in formations.

As long as she focused on that one, it would be fine.

The rest could happily eat their gossip. They weren’t absorbing a thing anyway.

Having figured that out, Instructor Pei Yun moved to stand behind the class’s sole formation prodigy, Wen Rang. As for the others—let them be.

Si Er had finished digesting the falling gossip. Now he was curious about just one thing.

How did the three of them get tripped so perfectly every time? What exactly was tripping them?

All four of them are pretty strong. They shouldn’t fall that easily, right?

Could my wish really be that effective?

Ohhh, so only Si Ran fell on his own. These past few days he’s been playing up his “tragic” background to gain sympathy.

Acting strong on the surface, forcing smiles, losing appetite, barely eating, barely drinking—making classmates pity him.

Privately, he doesn’t dare eat a full meal in case he gets exposed. But he still secretly eats about half full each time.

Since he’s not actually full, plus his natural acting talent, he makes that fragile, willow-branch-in-the-wind look extremely convincing.

Tsk tsk, with those looks and that acting, he should go to Earth and become a top idol. Staying here is a waste of talent.

Though Di Lintian falls hard for that act—except he didn’t even get to, because he was tripped. Then all his attention went to Jiang Yifan, gagging nonstop, with no time to care about Si Ran.

Tsk tsk, who’s the hero that tripped the other three? Gua-gua, stop keeping me in suspense—tell me already!

What? It was Yu Bei Tiger—that little kitty?

Si Er was stunned and couldn’t help glancing back at Yu Beixuan.

Yu Beixuan smiled at him, looking completely innocent. But his palms were already sweating.

He was extremely nervous, unsure what Er’er would think of him.

Si Er looked puzzled.

Why does Xuanxuan look like he’s been caught red-handed?

[Maybe because you caught him spacing out?]

That’s possible…

But why did Xuanxuan tell Yu Bei Tiger to trip those three?

Surely we don’t have such tacit understanding that he knows what I’m thinking without me saying anything, right?

[Definitely not. He’s not a worm in your stomach.]

[Let me see what he told Yu Bei Tiger.]

[Oh! He said that since Si Ran made you suffer a lot, he hoped Yu Bei Tiger could give Si Ran a small lesson—just make him trip and embarrass himself.]

[But since they were all at Azure Dragon Academy, might as well trip the two people closest to Si Ran too.]

[And since they were already tripping three people, they might as well teach the two scumbag tops who wronged Instructor Yan Bo a lesson as well.]

So Yu Feiqing fell too?

[Yep. He was unlucky—fell before class even started. Slammed his forehead into a big tree. He’s still dizzy.]

[Since no one noticed he passed out, he’s already been marked absent.]

Hahaha, Yu Bei Tiger did a great job! Made Yu Feiqing fall, bump his head, and miss class.

Too bad I can’t share this with Second Brother. He’d definitely be thrilled right now!

Beside him, Si Xu quietly lifted his textbook to cover his face. He really couldn’t suppress the upward curve of his lips.

But he quickly calmed down, because—

Ahhh, Xuanxuan is so righteous! Hates evil, supports the weak, loyal and heroic, draws his sword at injustice…

How could he possibly be a great villain?

He’s seriously too adorable!

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