Chapter 53: A Melee Among the Four Great Academies
I always felt like Instructor Yan Bo’s ‘greenness’ was destined from the start.
Watching the live broadcast relayed by Guagua, Si Er’s feelings were complicated.
His battle soul pet is actually a cactus—it looks just like Cactimon from Digimon.
The skills are similar too. All the spikes on its body can shoot out to stab people, and after firing them off, they regenerate immediately. That’s kind of terrifying.
But this cactus doesn’t use Cactimon’s spiky punch—it just slaps people directly. So fierce!
That slap is covered in spikes—it smacked the faces of those two scumbag gongs into a mess.
Well, serves them right. Those two scumbag tops are outrageous—they actually started kissing again.
In broad daylight, under the clear sky, they’re kissing again in that little valley by the western river.
That place—Chi Yizao once took Instructor Yan Bo there. Jiang Yifan also once took Instructor Yan Bo there.
What’s ridiculous is that those two scumbag gongs also separately took another victim, Instructor Yan Xia, there.
So this time, Instructor Yan Bo brought along Instructor Yan Xia from Vermilion Bird Academy to go there together.
Wait, how did Instructor Yan Bo know those two scumbag gongs had also dated Instructor Yan Xia?
Forget it, that’s not important. What’s important is that these two have formed a revenge alliance!
One handles the stab-stab-stab, the other handles the burn-burn-burn!
Magnificent. Absolutely magnificent.
Magnificent!
Everyone in the classroom listened as if intoxicated. Even Instructor Ranran unconsciously became immersed in it.
Having missed the earlier parts, she didn’t fully understand the tangled love-hate relationship among the four of them—but that didn’t stop her from listening with relish.
She curiously examined the rabbit in Si Er’s arms. The more she looked, the more miraculous it seemed.
She had heard legends of the Mingxi Holy Rabbit—but this was even more extraordinary than the legends claimed.
Si Er and Guagua were completely absorbed in the vivid mental broadcast of Yan Bo and Yan Xia beating up the scumbag gongs, unaware of the others’ gazes.
The Vermilion Bird Academy’s Flame Bird is quite beautiful. Its tail looks like burning fire, and it even has flame-like feathers on its head.
Oh, there really is fire. Its tail just brushed over Jiang Yifan’s hair—and his hair immediately caught fire.
What a beautiful sight. I want to see more—please, keep it coming.
Sigh, what a pity. That shameless Jiang Yifan actually called for reinforcements.
Elder Qingshu of Azure Dragon Academy is just a troublemaker. What’s the point of calling him over except to take sides?
Tsk tsk, that old geezer is really something else. Of course his ultimate moves are aimed straight at Instructor Yan Bo and Instructor Yan Xia—how excessive.
Oh ho, Instructor Yan Xia also called for backup. Now it’s two elders and four instructors in a chaotic battle.
Huh? Elder Xuan Si just happened to pass by and joined in to back up Instructor Yan Bo.
Nice, nice—now it’s four instructors and four elders in a melee. It’s getting more exciting!
Is this going to turn into a battle between all four academies?
As Si Er watched, he suddenly fell silent.
He began to suspect he might have a jinxing mouth.
Because in the end, it really did turn into a battle among the Four Great Academies! The freshmen exchange competition between the four academies was actually moved up ahead of schedule!
Ahhh! Why did the four deans joining the fight result in the freshmen exchange competition being advanced?!
Ahhh! You instructors, elders, even deans are the ones fighting—what does that have to do with us students?!
Why must the consequences be borne by us weak, pitiful, and helpless freshmen?
After hearing this, some students were eager to jump into action immediately and teach Azure Dragon Academy and White Tiger Academy a lesson.
They raised two scumbag gongs—how dare they act justified?
Others, however, wore expressions of pure despair. They had just entered the academy and hadn’t learned much at all—how were they supposed to handle an exchange competition?
Thank goodness, thank goodness. The competition is two months from now. It won’t interfere with my short holiday at home.
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Two months meant they still had time to prepare.
Are they starting to discuss punishments for the four instructors?
Thank goodness. Even though Azure Dragon Academy has plenty of weirdos, their dean is normal. The punishment seems pretty fair.
Instructor Yan Bo and Instructor Yan Xia struck first. Although they had their reasons, it still looked bad, so they were fined three months’ salary and ordered to write a 500-word self-criticism.
Lu Taiping felt deeply envious. Being a teacher was great—when they made mistakes, they only had to write 500 words.
Unlike students like them. They hadn’t even done anything yet, and they were already being assigned a ten-thousand-word paper.
Jiang Yifan and Chi Yizao, those two scumbag gongs, consecutively deceived Instructor Yan Bo and Instructor Yan Xia’s feelings, and during their relationships they were still entangled with each other. They’re fined three years’ salary and must write a 30,000-word self-criticism.
And in two months, before the freshmen exchange competition, they have to read their self-criticisms aloud in front of all teachers and students from the four academies.
To make sure those 30,000 words have substance, the four deans discussed it and gave them a heartwarming requirement.
They must clearly and thoroughly write out the entire cause and effect of how they entangled with each other and deceived others’ feelings. If anything is inaccurate, it’ll be sent back for rewriting.
No matter when they finish, the final result is that they’ll read it aloud to everyone from the four academies.
Not bad, not bad. That’s pure social death. In the short term, no one should be fooled by them again.
Heavens bless—let these two scumbag gongs stay locked together. Don’t let them harm anyone else.
Everyone strongly agreed. Indeed, couldn’t they just love each other passionately by themselves? Why drag others into it?
Since they’re both gongs, why not just go full Plato? Why insist on breaking up?
Does their love have to be built on the flesh? Is it really that shallow?!
Guagua nodded repeatedly in agreement.
[Honestly, I think we could fulfill them—give them both a little ‘spring is here’ medicine and lock them in a small dark room.]
[Then let them battle it out and determine who’s superior. If pushed hard enough, one of them will eventually come out on top.]
Si Er was dumbfounded.
Guagua! You’re just a pure and innocent Xiao Bai rabbit! How can your thoughts be so… pervert? And a bit violent?
[Am I?]
Guagua covered its fluffy face with its ears.
[Oh my, I originally didn’t know anything! But Er’er has seen quite a lot of the world—I accidentally glimpsed it!]
Si Er: (?°?°)?? ???
That’s slander!
When have I seen much of the world? I’ve only read comics and novels—I haven’t even seen a live-action version!
Guagua was shocked.
[Wait, are you saying you want to see a live-action version?]
Nonsense! How can you tarnish my innocence like that?!
The others listened with growing excitement. Although Instructor Yan Bo’s gossip was over, it seemed Si Er’s gossip had just begun.
No one knew what Si Er and that rabbit were saying, but it sounded extremely interesting.
What a pity—they couldn’t hear the rabbit’s inner voice.
Otherwise, what a thoroughly satisfying feast of gossip it would have been!
