The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons – CH194

Chapter 194: The “Mediterranean”

The Red Flame Flood Dragon was infinitely close to being a top-tier spirit beast—but no matter how close it was, it still wasn’t one.

In front of a true top-tier beast, it could only be suppressed by bloodline.

Yu Bei Tiger not only suppressed it by bloodline, but also slightly outmatched it in strength. As a result, the Red Flame Flood Dragon had no power to resist and could only keep ramming into Di Lintian involuntarily.

Although a flood dragon’s body could not compare to that of a true dragon, it was still extremely tough.

With the added force from Yu Bei Tiger, even a Golden Core cultivator like Di Lintian couldn’t withstand such impacts.

After being rammed more than a dozen times, he spat out a large mouthful of blood.

He had suffered serious internal injuries. The three soul pets bound to him were also affected and each spat out blood in turn.

Although Si Er, standing below the stage, wasn’t splashed, he still subconsciously wiped his face.

“This is the first time I’ve seen people spit blood in such neat synchronization.”

Guagua said matter-of-factly, “That’s normal. Soul masters are pretty fragile. When a soul master spits blood, their soul pets usually follow.”

“Di Lintian is already considered relatively sturdy.”

Si Xu shook his head. “Among soul masters, Di Lintian’s physique should be considered quite strong. Unfortunately for him, he ran into Classmate Yu Beixuan.”

Because he ran into Yu Beixuan, he was kicked into the air right at the start.

After that, Di Lintian didn’t fare any better. Yu Beixuan quickly followed up with a chain of strikes, leaving him bruised and battered.

Yu Beixuan wasn’t as strong as Si Er. He couldn’t swell up Di Lintian’s entire body with punches the way Si Er could.

It wasn’t impossible—just difficult to reach Si Er’s level.

Under Si Er’s earlier beating, Di Lintian had been swollen evenly from head to toe, like an inflated lump of flesh.

But after trying for quite a while, Yu Beixuan could only manage to leave him lumpy and unevenly swollen.

Yu Beixuan clicked his tongue in disgust and turned his head away. Di Lintian looked too offensive to the eyes; he didn’t want to look at him any longer.

With one kick, he sent Di Lintian flying to the center of the arena and let his three soul pets take turns beating him.

“Oh right, Little Wolf—once you’re done eating, help me burn his hair. Make it look like a basin.”

Yu Beixuan had originally wanted to say “Mediterranean,” but realizing that term didn’t exist here, he changed his wording at the last second to avoid raising suspicion with Si Er.

The Yu Bei Wolf looked puzzled. “What does ‘like a basin’ mean?”

“You don’t even understand that? What books have you been reading when I told you to study?” Yu Beixuan looked slightly disdainful.

The audience below was stunned. Since when did people teach their soul pets to read?

The so-called black genius of Black Tortoise Academy truly had an eccentric temperament—and brutal methods.

But Si Er was thinking something entirely different.

Xuanxuan is amazing! He even pays attention to cultural education for his soul pets. I really need to learn from him.

Guagua was speechless.

[No need! I already understand plenty!]

Cui Cui and Benben played dead.

Cui Cui: I’m just an insignificant little mushroom. No one notices me.

Benben: I’m just an ordinary lighter. Since when do lighters need to study?

Mengmeng blinked in confusion, not understanding any of Si Er’s thoughts. After staring for a while, it turned back to the stage, admiring Yu Bei Tiger’s ferocity.

On the stage, Yu Beixuan explained patiently, “A basin means mountains surrounding all sides with a flat plain in the middle.”

“So leave the hair around the edges and just shave off the top.”

“Of course, make the bald area larger, and the remaining hair thinner.”

“Like that…” The Yu Bei Wolf pondered. “I’m not sure I fully understand, but I’ll try.”

“It’s fine. I’m not a rigid soul master. Just burn it however you like. The uglier, the better.”

Yu Beixuan figured that as long as Di Lintian ended up ugly enough, even if it wasn’t technically a Mediterranean style, Er’er would still be pleased.

Below the stage, Si Er was indeed overjoyed.

Xuanxuan is so creative!

Si Xu: He’s plagiarizing your idea.

He even knows exactly what I want to see.

Si Xu: I know too! I just didn’t act fast enough!

Xuanxuan is the best!

Si Xu: Wuwu, I missed out on my little brother’s praise.

The Yu Bei Wolf was the most obedient of Yu Beixuan’s soul pets. It had no sense of artistry, but it always tried its best to fulfill Xuanxuan’s wishes.

In its eyes, Xuanxuan wasn’t just its soul master, but the little cutie it had grown up with.

It even remembered when Xuanxuan used to run around in split pants.

To make him happy, the Yu Bei Wolf carefully burned Di Lintian’s hair—and truly produced a Mediterranean hairstyle.

The middle was completely bald, not a single strand left, not even a hint of hair follicle. It looked pale and shiny under the light.

The ring of hair around the sides was thinned unevenly, making it even more ridiculous.

Most hilarious of all, the Yu Bei Wolf left a pot-lid fringe at the front.

The fringe was charred at the ends, rough and scraggly, terribly ugly.

To perfect the look, it trimmed the back hair to the same short length as the fringe.

Pfft—hahahahahahahaha…
Ahahahahahaha…
Help, I’m dying—hahahahaha…

Si Er laughed so hard he couldn’t straighten up. He leaned entirely against Si Xu, feeling like he might pass out from laughter.

This is too funny—hahahaha…
Yu Bei Wolf is such a genius. That barbering skill—hahaha…
No customer would ever dare step into its shop!
But it’s fine. I’m sure it’ll still get lots of orders. There will always be people placing orders for their enemies—hahahaha…

Tears streamed down Si Er’s face from laughing. He had never laughed like this before.

He didn’t even dare look at the stage anymore, afraid he might laugh himself to death.

Si Xu also burst out laughing and immediately decided he would buy some fire seeds later to feed the Yu Bei Wolf.

First, as a reward for its barbering skills.

Second, as thanks for letting Er’er cling to him!

Though the brothers often leaned on each other, this was the first time Si Er had completely pressed himself against him.

So happy!

Yu Beixuan hadn’t intended to laugh, but hearing the continuous stream of laughter in Si Er’s mind, he couldn’t help smiling too.

“Classmate Di, your hair was too long before, so I had Little Wolf tidy it up for you.”

“This hairstyle suits you quite well. Considering the friendly relations between our academies, I won’t even charge you for it.”

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