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Gloomy Cannon Fodder Eats Melon After Being Mind-Read – CH48

The Crossdressing Big Shot

Chapter 48: The Crossdressing Big Shot

The jaw-dropping presentation video had already finished playing.

The meeting room remained silent for dozens of seconds—no one among the assembled executives dared to speak.

Objectively speaking, this proposal was extremely well done—arguably even better than the previous one. It was practically ready for immediate execution.

Even though some of the higher-ups weren’t very familiar with this line of business, their seasoned instincts told them one thing:

This had definitely been guided by an expert.

But… the direction of that guidance… was something else entirely???

The subsidiary was attached under Feili Jewelry, essentially borrowing the prestige of a classic, established brand to elevate its own image.

Naturally, every move the subsidiary made going forward would also affect the public perception of Feili Jewelry.

And now, the positioning of the new company was supposed to be “affordable luxury,” not some cheap wholesale goods from Yiwu.

What exactly was affordable luxury? Should they explain it to this young master?

As one of the group’s directors, Second Granduncle’s expression turned extremely unpleasant.

Back when the subsidiary was first proposed, he and his two brothers had been among the main opponents. But they were forced to give in to Gu Yuhui’s underhanded business tactics and accept a plan that went against their interests.

But now—what the hell was this???

He had a fiery temper and almost exploded on the spot, but the moment his gaze landed on Gu Yang, he trembled and swallowed his words.

He hadn’t forgotten—the high-definition scandal video of himself was still in their hands.

Second Granduncle closed his eyes in grief, saying nothing.

The First and Third Granduncles did the same.

Not for any other reason—just fear.

If they said anything to offend this cheap grandnephew, they might get completely exposed in front of all the company executives.

They had no doubt he was capable of it.

Gu Yang had been playing on his phone. Only after the reporting had gone quiet for a while did he finally deign to lift his head and glance at the table.

Third Granduncle happened to meet his eyes and his beard twitched—he thought this little ancestor was fishing for praise.

To avoid ruining his reputation in his old age, he forced a dry laugh.

“Not bad. Very innovative. Quite… creative.”

Once he opened the floodgates, the rest followed.

The other executives scrambled for words and awkwardly offered a few compliments.

Seated at the head of the table, Gu Yuhui actually chuckled at the somewhat absurd scene.

But his smile was faint, unreadable as ever. He pressed his hand down slightly, signaling everyone to stop the forced praise.

“My intention with this proposal presentation was simply to give the two young people a chance to gain experience and confidence. The new company’s investment and execution must not be neglected—we’ll still rely on everyone’s collective effort.”

Hearing this, Second and First Granduncles exchanged glances and sighed in relief.

Thank goodness.

For a moment, they’d thought Gu Yuhui had created this company just to let that cheap grandnephew go crazy—and that they were merely props in his little game.

It wasn’t paranoia. Gu Yuhui had a history.

After a few more formalities, the meeting adjourned.

On the way out, Second Granduncle’s eyes met Gu Qingxu’s.

Compared to the other troublesome one, he had a much better impression of this grandson.

No nonsense, capable, already involved in company affairs—everyone could see that.

Most importantly, at least his bloodline was certain.

Unlike Gu Yang, who had never taken a paternity test, Gu Qingxu had been personally verified by Gu Yuhui before being brought home.

And they looked alike—from appearance to personality, unmistakably father and son.

In contrast, Gu Yang resembled his mother far more, making it impossible to judge from appearance alone.

Every time Second Granduncle saw him, his heart skipped a beat.

That was also why he never liked Gu Yang.

He couldn’t help but be dragged back to that buried past.

Objectively speaking, that woman had been extraordinarily beautiful.

But from the very first meeting, he had disliked her.

Her aura felt too hollow—like drifting sand slipping through one’s grasp.

And with his experience in reading people, he sensed something unsettling about her—something indescribably eerie.

He had thought the marriage was a mistake, but Gu Yuzheng had been stubborn, and then Gu Yuhui got involved.

What happened afterward proved him right… perhaps her suicide wasn’t entirely—

Enough.

Second Granduncle muttered inwardly that the dead should be respected, suppressing the thought.

Gu Yuhui was the last to stand. He walked over to Gu Qingxu and Gu Yang.

“You both did very well today.”

Gu Qingxu’s expression didn’t change.

He had long passed the age of seeking his father’s approval.

Maybe when he first returned to the Gu family, he had wanted it—but over time, he had fully recognized his father’s indifference.

Now, their relationship in the company was clearly superior and subordinate.

At home, he was merely an invader hiding his ambition, seeking to claim everything.

Besides…

Putting his carefully written proposal together with Gu Yang’s nonsense?

Clearly, this praise wasn’t sincere.

Gu Yuhui’s smile deepened slightly as he teased Gu Yang.

“I didn’t expect you to actually write a proper proposal. And it’s quite good.”

He could tell it had been done seriously—even simulating a livestream scenario.

That was precisely why its impact had been so direct and unexpected.

After sitting through countless dull meetings, this harmless little twist was actually refreshing.

Gu Yang responded lazily. He just wanted to leave.

Seeing his lack of interest, Gu Yuhui didn’t keep them.

“I still have other matters to attend to. You two can head back.”

Gu Qingxu nodded respectfully.

As they walked out, he subtly observed Gu Yang beside him.

There was no doubt—today had been Gu Yang’s victory.

And an overwhelming one.

It left a strong impression on every director and executive present.

Honestly, when that line “family, let’s go” came up, he almost lost it.

In such an important setting, under so many eyes…

What a lunatic.

Gu Qingxu thought to himself.

Meanwhile, the person at the center of it all showed no change in expression—still looking lethargic, as if he didn’t understand the significance of what had just happened.

Or rather… he simply didn’t care.

Annoying.

“Gu Yang, I heard from the class monitor that you used that proposal I wrote for you yesterday,” Yu Bai leaned closer, a mix of nervousness, anticipation, and shyness in his tone. “So… how did it go?”

Gu Yang thought back briefly to yesterday.

“Pretty good.”

“Shocked everyone.”

Yu Bai’s eyes widened.

He hadn’t expected such high praise—something from his small company actually impressing those big shots?

“Really?”

Thinking of the scene, Gu Yang curled his lips lazily.

“Yeah. Even some old guy who usually hates me complimented it.”

Damn—that’s huge.

Yu Bai grinned widely.

“Nice, nice. All that effort wasn’t wasted.”

He’d definitely have to reward the employee who wrote it.

Although many people had started keeping their distance from Gu Yang after discovering his “mind-reading gossip ability,” Yu Bai didn’t.

He hadn’t done anything shameful, his family was simple and harmonious, and his looks were a fair mix of both parents.

So far, anyone Gu Yang personally gossiped about had explosive scandals.

He was confident he wouldn’t be one of them.

They had just left the teachers’ office.

Turning a corner, Gu Yang wasn’t paying attention and bumped into someone.

He staggered slightly, but the other person caught him by the arms.

“Are you okay?” a low, cold voice asked.

Gu Yang shook his head and moved on.

But Yu Bai froze.

“L-long time no see…” His voice trembled.

The person in front of them was a tall girl in a gray long coat, wearing a matching turtleneck underneath.

Her face had that trendy “cold, world-weary beauty” look, combined with an aloof aura that kept people at a distance.

Gu Yang noticed she was even slightly taller than him and instinctively glanced at her shoes.

“Mm. Last time was three days ago at the Linjiang Mall event, Yu,” she nodded.

“I told you, just call me Xiao Bai. We’ve met so many times, no need to be so formal,” Yu Bai said, ears slightly red.

But she seemed not to hear.

She checked her watch.

“It’s almost class time. I’ll go ahead.”

And she left.

Yu Bai stared after her.

“That’s my goddess. Pretty, right?”

Without waiting for a response, he excitedly continued.

“After all my efforts, I finally added her on WeChat!”

“She even scanned me and sent the verification message herself. Do you think she might be interested in me… haha, just kidding.”

He rambled nonstop until they reached their classroom.

Then he suddenly remembered something and looked around cautiously.

“Hey, don’t tell He Ming’an what I just said. I’m not trying to date early—just getting to know her. Yeah, just that.”

Gu Yang casually replied, “Mm.”

Then asked, “Who was that?”

“You don’t know? Makes sense—you don’t care about anyone,” Yu Bai said enthusiastically. “Her name is Xia Chun. Same grade. Works as a model and has over a million followers. Lots of people like her.”

Yu Bai suddenly had an idea.

Maybe he could get some insider info from Gu Yang and gain an advantage—

But before he could ask—

Gu Yang’s thoughts surfaced:

[This ‘goddess’ Xia Chun… is actually a man crossdressing? And apparently… well-endowed.]

[This is hilarious. Can’t believe something like this exists. Maybe I should meet up sometime and sneak a peek in the restroom.]

Yu Bai froze.

A question mark seemed to slowly appear above his head.

Then—

His face turned bright red instantly.

The entire room of brand executives fell into silence.


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Gloomy Cannon Fodder Eats Melon After Being Mind-Read

Gloomy Cannon Fodder Eats Melon After Being Mind-Read

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025
Gu Yang discovers that the world he lives in is actually a novel. A ten-million-word monstrosity stuffed to the brim with every minor and major character’s life story imaginable—an outrageously bloated masterpiece titled “The Overbearing Young Master’s Long Road to Chasing His Wife.”And he? He’s the cannon fodder who constantly goes against the main gong, only to end up utterly miserable, with his family destroyed.After briefly mourning the pile of bizarre relatives in his family—so many they could be counted by group units—Gu Yang peacefully accepts his fate and moves on… to eating other people’s melons.Overnight, Gu Yang’s classmates suddenly start hearing his inner thoughts.At first, they think it’s just a hallucination. Until—“Ha. Shen Mingjun with that deadpan face, acting all noble at school—turns out he’s just the illegitimate son of a home-wrecking mistress who forced the original wife to death. Impressive.”The entire class, previously dozing off, jolts awake. #Now this is something we’re wide awake for.A certain model student who had been anonymously spreading rumors about Gu Yang in the class group suddenly turns pale under everyone’s scrutinizing stares.“The campus goddess Xia Chun is actually a guy cross-dressing? And I heard his size beats most men. This is gold. Who even shares stuff like this? Maybe I should ask him out sometime and check things out in the restroom.”A poor sucker who had just managed to cozy up to the “goddess” turns deathly pale mid-blossoming crush.“The Lu family’s newly brought-back younger twin, the one who was supposedly sick and raised elsewhere? Turns out he’s the real young master who was switched at birth. The Lu family just couldn’t bear to part with the fake son they raised, so they fabricated the ‘twin’ story?”“Hahaha, and those two actually end up together in the end—the victim and the beneficiary. Incredible. I’m skipping class to go watch the drama. Maybe I’ll even catch a coming-out scene live.”Classmates: Wait—if you leave, what are we supposed to use for gossip?!From then on, life at the elite academy becomes a double-edged feast of scandal. They crave explosive gossip—yet fear becoming the subject of it themselves. And they also have to endure Gu Yang’s jaw-dropping mental state and his occasional, beautiful realization that maybe he should just say goodbye to this world entirely.One day, the gossip leads to a classmate attempting to jump off a building.Inner thought: Maybe I should jump with him. It’d make for quite the spectacle.The sheltered classmates laugh nervously. Haha. He’s joking, right?Then someone realizes Gu Yang is… already on the rooftop.A few seconds of silence. Chairs screech violently across the classroom floor. “Quick—stop him!!!”Song Yinxing is the shou protagonist of “The Overbearing Young Master’s Long Road to Chasing His Wife.”A gambling father. A sick mother. A younger brother still in school. And a shattered version of himself. That sums up his background perfectly.With such a catastrophic starting point, he thought his life at an elite high school would be unbearably difficult.But unexpectedly, someone reached out to him in the midst of hardship.He thought he was simply lucky—until one day, unfamiliar and horrifying memories begin surfacing quietly in his dreams.
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