Allergic To Furry Things But Can Pet Them Mentally – CH75

Chapter 75

“Y-you all… what are you…” Yun Yuan had started stammering, genuinely wondering whether he had somehow gotten out of bed the wrong way this morning.

Or was he still dreaming and had never actually woken up? Otherwise, how could he possibly be seeing a scene like this?

If it were only the two little cubs wearing dresses, that would have been one thing. At four years old, putting them in some strange or fancy outfits didn’t really matter.

But Tang Zheng’en, Tang Yao, and the butler—three grown men, all so tall—was it really appropriate for them to be wearing dresses like these?!

Tang Zheng’en was wearing a pale green long dress, the exact kind of style his sister had liked most when she was alive. On his sister, it would have looked dignified and elegant. On his brother-in-law… come on, even “male mom” cosplay wasn’t supposed to look like this!!

Tang Yao was wearing an outrageously hot black short dress, obviously something Lin Fei had personally picked for him. The muscles under the skirt could not be hidden at all. His chest was so broad that the fabric over the bust area could barely contain it. Lin Fei herself was wearing a similar style, only in deep red. If you’re a couple, then wear couple outfits properly—don’t go around dressed like besties, come on!!

The butler was wearing a maid dress, with a white apron tied around the waist, a white headpiece on top, and slightly sheer white stockings on his legs. Could he at least shave his leg hair properly first, please?!

…

And then there was Tang Hu, wearing a long wig and a face mask. In a student uniform skirt, he actually looked weirdly convincing. Was he really not afraid of this turning into a permanent black mark on his future stardom?!

Yun Yuan’s vision went dark once, then dark again, before his gaze finally dropped to the two little cubs in their dresses.

The two of them were wearing Lolita dresses of the same design but in different colors. On their heads were fluffy animal-ear accessories, and behind them were large plush tails. They were so tiny that, compared to everyone else, they just looked much cuter.

Tang Rong especially, with his slightly longer hair, didn’t look all that out of place.

Only the little crown prince had his little face all stiff, obviously not thrilled about wearing this outfit, but with Tang Rong holding his hand, he was at least obediently cooperating.

Judging by the styling, Tang Qiu had most likely coordinated all of this.

Tang Qiu herself was wearing an ordinary short skirt and was trying very hard not to laugh.

Honestly, who wouldn’t laugh at this?

Thankfully Grandpa Tang hadn’t shown up here… At least they knew not to “abuse the elderly.” That was good.

Tang Rong tilted up his little head and said cheerfully, “Little Uncle, we’re wearing dresses with you.”

Because of all the attacks on StarNet against Little Uncle for wearing dresses—people mocking him for being neither male nor female—Tang Rong had been angry for ages. He had been afraid Little Uncle would be upset, and after thinking hard for quite a while, he had finally come up with this idea.

If everyone wore little dresses with him, then Little Uncle would definitely be happy!

Although Tang Rong himself wasn’t interested in wearing little dresses and only liked playing dress-up games with fluffy creatures, he respected and understood people who liked beautiful things like this.

Yun Yuan was shocked, yes, but he was also truly moved. The smile at the corner of his mouth couldn’t be suppressed. Even though it was already the bitter edge of winter, he felt as though he were standing in the warm end of spring.

Though he still carried the Yun surname, there had been countless moments when he had already felt that he truly belonged to the Tang family.

When he had been younger, his sister, brother-in-law, and Grandpa Tang had often guided and comforted him. Later, once he had grown up and could stand on his own, his sister and brother-in-law’s family still treated him like a younger family member, and their children were all very attached to him.

And now, they had actually dressed themselves up like this just to make him smile…

As Yun Yuan smiled, his eyes turned wet.

He didn’t want the little cubs to see him crying, so he quickly raised a hand to rub his eyes and said, while turning around, “You all look great. Come in first.”

Winter had already come, and snow was due in the next few days. Standing outside dressed this lightly definitely had to be cold. The heating indoors was on high, though, and the temperature inside was warm enough that it wouldn’t matter how long they wore these clothes.

So before long, the whole group in dresses was sitting neatly on the sofa together.

Lin Fei quickly smacked Tang Yao’s leg and criticized him, “Don’t sit with your legs spread when you’re wearing a skirt.”

Tang Yao: “…”

Tang Yao: “You put shorts underneath it.”

Lin Fei: “Even with safety shorts, you still can’t sit like that.”

Tang Yao: “…” Fine then.

Tang Yao silently put his legs together. Because his legs were so long, he ended up looking especially constrained.

Lin Fei took the chance to cop a feel off his thigh.

Actually, his chest muscles were nicer to touch, but there were elders around and they were in public, so she had to behave a little.

She’d just touch more later tonight when they went home.

Tang Rong swung his little feet and suggested, “Little Uncle, do you want to wear a dress too?”

Because the heating was on, Yun Yuan was only wearing simple loungewear. Hearing this, he blinked, thought for a few seconds, and answered, “Okay, I’ll go change.”

Originally he hadn’t planned to wear dresses in front of the little cubs, but things had already gotten to this point. They all already knew about his love of wearing women’s clothes, and they had all come over wearing dresses too. There was nothing left to hide anymore.

While they waited for Yun Yuan to change, Shen Muhan spent a long time rubbing the ears and tail Tang Rong was wearing.

If only little Rong had a spirit form too. He would definitely, definitely be so nice to pet.

Then, in snow leopard form, he could also cuddle with him, lick his fur, and squeeze into the same nest to sleep together.

But healers didn’t have spirit forms, so he could only think about it in his head.

Tang Zheng’en and the butler, meanwhile, were both noticeably more silent than usual. If the organizer hadn’t been little Rong and the goal hadn’t been to cheer Yun Yuan up, there was absolutely no way either of them would ever have worn something like this.

Yun Yuan went back to his room to change, and he was gone for a full half hour.

When he finally came back, everyone discovered that he hadn’t just changed clothes—he had also quickly put on makeup, and he looked stunning.

He liked dresses, and he cherished every single one of them. Every time he wore one, he would put on makeup too, to make himself suit the dress even better—it was also a way of showing respect to the things he loved.

Tang Rong stared in amazement and only snapped out of it once Yun Yuan had walked right in front of him. His eyes sparkling, he said, “Little Uncle, put lipstick on us too!”

He didn’t really understand makeup and didn’t know exactly how Little Uncle had suddenly become so beautiful, but he did know that Little Uncle had put lipstick on, and last time when Little Uncle had put lipstick on him, everyone had said he looked really pretty.

Yun Yuan froze for a moment, then immediately painted bright red lips on the two little cubs.

As for everyone else…

Yun Yuan clasped his hands together with a light clap and said with a smile, “Since you’ve already dressed up anyway, how about I do everyone’s makeup too?”

Besides cross-dressing, doing other people’s makeup was one of his hobbies too.

If he hadn’t had healer talent, he absolutely would have become an excellent makeup artist.

Of course, he still had the qualifications now—it was just only a hobby on the side.

Tang Qiu and Lin Fei were naturally delighted. The two of them combined still didn’t have half of Little Uncle Yun Yuan’s makeup skills. When they had first started learning makeup, they had asked Little Uncle for tons of advice.

Tang Yao had originally wanted to refuse, but Lin Fei immediately clamped a hand over his mouth and agreed on his behalf.

Tang Zheng’en and the butler both parted their lips slightly, but under Tang Rong’s turned little head and expectant gaze, they too nodded.

Tang Hu was only sixteen and still not yet an adult, so Yun Yuan “let him off.” He instead became Yun Yuan’s little lackey, helping him hand over tools and assist with things.

Although Tang Zheng’en had only agreed because of the pressure of the little cub’s gaze, once foundation was actually applied to his face, there was no trace of reluctance in his eyes. Instead, an indescribable emotion passed through them.

He closed his eyes, feeling all kinds of things being brushed and dabbed onto his face, yet before his mind’s eye there suddenly appeared image after image.

The last time he had worn makeup had been when he and A Jian took commemorative photos together.

After they got married, they had taken anniversary photos every single year, always hiring professional makeup artists and photographers, leaving behind the most beautiful traces they could.

He opened his eyes again only because Yun Yuan was about to put fake eyelashes on him.

The super-curled, super-fluttery kind, the kind that could even make the double eyelids stand out.

Tang Zheng’en: “…”

Didn’t dare open his eyes.

At the side, the two little cubs sat obediently, watching Yun Yuan do makeup with great curiosity.

Right at that moment, Shen Muhan suddenly remembered something—last time, little Rong had left lots of lipstick marks all over him when he’d been in snow leopard form.

So, while Tang Rong wasn’t paying attention, Shen Muhan quickly leaned over and planted a kiss on his cheek, returning the favor with a lipstick mark of his own.

Tang Rong was briefly stunned from the kiss, then reacted quickly.

He didn’t return it with a kiss. Instead, he directly pressed his little face against Shen Muhan’s, copying the exact same lipstick print onto him.

Only, because Shen Muhan instinctively struggled a little, the mark got smudged.

Watching this from the side, Yun Yuan wiped both their faces clean, removing all the red marks, then used lipstick to draw half a heart on Tang Rong’s cheek and gestured for the two of them to stick their faces together.

Tang Rong obediently did as told. With one determined squish, the other half of the heart was transferred to Shen Muhan’s cheek.

With the two little faces pressed together, the two half-hearts became one complete heart.

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