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The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons – CH34

Let’s Give Him a Nickname

Chapter 34: Let’s Give Him a Nickname

The second step of Concubine Meng’s revenge was secretly giving that cheap Third Uncle sterilization medicine.

When Old Master Si heard this, he felt somewhat displeased—but, strangely enough, even more satisfied.

Well, well. At least he wasn’t the only one who had lost the ability to carry on the family line.

Si Er, however, didn’t think there was anything to be happy about.

That cheap Third Uncle already has more than enough children. Even if he can’t have more, it’s no real loss!

Old Master Si: …

But thinking about it that way, it didn’t matter much if he himself couldn’t have more children. He already had three sons—and the first two were quite accomplished.

As for the third… well, at least he was accomplished in spreading his seed.

Without realizing it, Old Master Si’s train of thought had been completely led astray by Si Er.

Let me count exactly how many children that cheap Third Uncle has. Two at the old man’s place, one in Eldest Uncle’s household, one in the Second Branch, three in the Third Branch…

Good grief—that’s already seven.

And in other branches of the Si family, there are five more of his children! For example, the third son of the third branch under the Second Elder, the eldest son of the main branch under the Third Elder, the eldest son of the second branch and the second son of the third branch under the Fifth Elder, and even the only grandson of the Eighth Elder!

Hiss—what did those uncles do wrong? Why are they helping that cheap Third Uncle raise his children?!

The first four were born after he cuckolded his cousins. And the last one was swapped at birth!

Just because the Eighth Elder once scolded him for being disrespectful to his elder brother, he got so offended that he secretly stole the elder’s newborn grandson.

The Eighth Elder searched for two years before finally finding the child—but the one he found was no longer his real grandson. It was that cheap Third Uncle’s illegitimate son!

It’s horrifying. The Eighth Elder’s daughter and son-in-law both died resisting a beast tide. That one child was their only surviving bloodline, and he was still swapped out. How vicious!

To make sure his illegitimate son could successfully pass as the real one, he even drained a lot of the baby’s blood to transfuse into his own child…

But the unluckiest ones are still me and Eldest Uncle’s little daughter. Third Uncle’s hatred for my cheap father goes without saying—but he also resents Eldest Uncle for favoring my father.

Please. Is that favoritism? Eldest Uncle was just acting like a normal human being.

Anyway, Third Uncle hated Eldest Uncle so much that not only did he throw his baby daughter into the river, he even slashed the little girl’s face!

She was just an infant! How could he bring himself to do that?

City Lord Si’s face darkened terribly. Old Master Si’s vision went black, and he nearly fainted.

Though he favored his youngest son and that son’s children the most, he still loved his other grandchildren!

And if the third son had acted so viciously, then he and the eldest son were bound to break completely in the future!

How was he supposed to position himself then? The palm and back of his hand were both flesh!

The more Old Master Si thought about it, the more distressed he became.

Sigh. That cheap Third Uncle truly lives up to being the male lead’s biological father. With so many evil deeds, he’s still thriving like a fish in water.

I need to find a way to expose all the cuckolding and baby-swapping he’s done. Otherwise those people are too pitiful.

Some of them are practically helping him raise children while their own were nearly killed by him. Aren’t they the ultimate suckers?

No, no. I can’t keep calling him “cheap Third Uncle.” Not even in my head! He’s too disgusting. If I keep it up, I’ll throw up.

I need to think of a nickname. After all, I’m the younger generation—calling him by his full name would be impolite.

Perched on the beam above, Yu Beixuan found this amusing. Calling someone by their name was impolite, but giving them a nickname was polite?

Still, for someone as revolting as Third Master Si, no amount of impoliteness would be excessive.

Sigh. I’m not good at giving nicknames. Even calling him “Si Beast” feels like an insult to beasts.

Si Er felt troubled.

Forget it. I’ll call him Si Shameless for now.

Honestly, it’s best if Si Shameless stays sterilized. Good for you, good for me, good for everyone—except Bai Lianrou.

Bai Lianrou may be ruthless and cold-blooded toward outsiders, but she dotes on her children and wants to have more.

And Si Shameless is the only one who can get her pregnant. Tsk tsk. I seriously suspect he’s bound to some overpowered breeding system. Otherwise how could he be so “special”?

But clearly not. Otherwise, after Concubine Meng drugged him once, he wouldn’t have stopped working.

Heh heh. Suddenly, “Breeding Machine” sounds like an even better nickname for Si Shameless.

Because Bai Lianrou wanted more children, the moment she discovered he was sterilized, she spent a huge price to cure him.

After he was cured and returned home, Concubine Meng thought, “Not enough. The last dose wasn’t strong enough. Time for something fiercer.”

So Si Shameless lost his breeding ability again and went crying back to Bai Lianrou for help.

Bai Lianrou had to spend an even greater price to heal him. Once healed, he returned home—and stopped working again.

Then cured again, failed again. Cured again, failed again. Over and over…

Hahaha! His first love and true love are really something. Just thinking about Bai Lianrou wasting so much money on Si Shameless makes me happy.

Better spent on Si Shameless than on Si Ran. After all, Si Shameless isn’t getting any stronger.

That brings us to the third step of Concubine Meng’s revenge. Every time she slept with Si Shameless, she drugged him.

Besides the sterilization medicine, there was another extremely rare, colorless and odorless drug.

It doesn’t even have a proper name. Its main function is to interfere with a person’s innate talent.

For people like Si Shameless and the old master—whose talents were mediocre to begin with—after ingesting that drug for more than a decade, hehe… their cultivation will never advance again.

No matter how many heavenly treasures they consume or how much they stack resources, that’s it. They’ll never break through another realm.

Even if they try to cheat—like asking someone to help them contract a soul pet above their level—well…

Actually, that is possible. Their cultivation could rise a bit along with the soul pet’s level. But after that rise… they might ascend straight to the heavens!

This time, Old Master Si truly fainted.

His son was the City Lord of Dongyao City. He still had so many blessings left to enjoy. He hadn’t lived enough yet! How could his lifespan be shortened like this?

After all, a Soul Ancestor only lived eight hundred years!

Even though he was only a little over a hundred now and still had six hundred years ahead, it felt far from enough!

How could Concubine Meng be so vicious? The one who wronged her was the third son—not him!

The more Old Master Si thought about it, the more wronged he felt. He believed he had treated Concubine Meng well and raised her two sons properly!

The rest of the Si family—and Yu Beixuan—only thought he deserved it. If he hadn’t been so eager to bring a beauty into the household, would any of this have happened?

If he hadn’t trusted Si Shameless unconditionally, would he have been cuckolded?

If Old Master Si knew all this, he’d surely think he was terribly wronged.

But from Concubine Meng’s perspective, if Old Master Si hadn’t given birth to a scourge like Si Shameless, would her fate have been so tragic?

So that old lecher deserves to suffer too!


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The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons

The True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons

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Score 8.9
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
[Dual Male Leads + Mind-Reading + Gossip + Strong x Strong + Beast Taming + Humor] Si Er transmigrates into a novel, taking the role of a cannon fodder "true young master" who doesn’t even live long enough to appear on the main stage. In contrast, the story’s beloved protagonist is the “fake young master.” The fake young master is a stunningly beautiful, seemingly innocent, yet ruthless black-hearted lotus. Knowing he can’t fight head-on, Si Er opts to find a college where he can lay low and live in peace. Unexpectedly, the soul pet he contracts—a giant white rabbit—has an innate gossip talent with facial recognition abilities. This leads Si Er to happily feast on daily gossip, all while his inner thoughts unintentionally leak these juicy secrets. “What?! The fake young master is actually the illegitimate child of my shady third uncle? He thinks he can't become the city lord because of my dad, so to take revenge, he dumped me and let my dad unknowingly raise his son?” Si Father: !!! Si Grandfather: “Second Son, don’t get mad. Your brother made a mistake, but they’re all Si family blood. What difference does it make who we raise?” “Wow, so Grandfather’s backyard mistress, Aunt Meng, is actually Third Uncle’s first love. And both of her children are his?” Si Grandfather: “Ahhhh! Let me kill this unfilial son!” Every day, Si Er silently enjoys gossip in his heart, and before he knows it: The family’s greatest troublemaker, Third Uncle, is despised by everyone. The fake young master’s black-hearted nature is exposed. Si Er’s two cannon fodder brothers remain healthy and unharmed. Wait, why is the book’s supposed villain—the one who always thought the “fake young master” was ugly—suddenly staring at Si Er with so much interest? It’s as if he’s hoping for more gossip to spill...

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