Xing Shi unexpectedly ended up in a magical world, and had a truly miserable time of it.
But his luck wasn’t half bad. One day, when he opened his eyes, he found himself back in normal human society.
Tears streamed from his eyes, and he decided to enjoy life to the fullest.
Right at that moment, a voice rang out in his mind.
[System 99, successfully bound to host]
Fu Xiuning, one day, suddenly gained the ability to hear the voices of systems attached to other people.
Those systems and their hosts all shared one common goal: to seduce him.
They gathered around him, none with good intentions.
He toyed with them, abusing one batch after another like a cat batting at mice.
Then, that day, he heard the all-too-familiar opening line—
[System 99, successfully bound to host]
[Host, please follow the instructions to conquer your target, or face annihilation]
Fu Xiuning smiled inwardly, considering how to handle this one. But then, he heard the conversation that followed.
Xing Shi: “Great! noodles with soybean paste!”
System: “Host…”
Xing Shi: “It smells like noodles with soybean paste!”
System: “Host, please…”
Xing Shi: “Ahhhhh, noodles with soybean paste!”
System: “Are you even listening to me?”
Xing Shi: “Shut up. Today, no one can stop me from eating my noodles!”
System: “Initiating Level One Punishment Program. Countdown: 3 seconds.”
Xing Shi stood there, unmoving.
A moment later, he asked sincerely, “Is it still not done? Don’t tell me your sense of time is different from ours?”
System: “?”
Fu Xiuning: “?”
The system seemed to freeze. “You’re not hurt?”
Xing Shi: “Oh, so that means it’s over already, huh? That’s it?”
He beamed, “Then I’m going to buy my noodles with soybean paste now. Bye-bye~”
The system became a bit disordered: “…Wait, why aren’t you hurt?!”
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