After Becoming Cannon Fodder What Bad Intentions Could I Possibly Have?

After Gu Tang died suddenly, he transmigrated into a face-slapping rebirth novel as the villainous fake young master.

When the original host was little, he occupied the male lead’s identity as the rich family’s young master. After growing up, he repeatedly danced on the male lead’s minefield, and in the end the male lead simply pressed him to death.

Gu Tang: O Nonono!

Gu Tang very much wanted to run away, but when he woke up, he was sleeping right beside the male lead…

Gu Tang: ? This is not the kind of plot you’re thinking of!!!

—He had transmigrated into the villain’s infancy. In just a few minutes, he would swap lives with the male lead.

Looking at the male lead beside him, who also had short little arms and legs, Gu Tang suddenly had a clever idea and burst out crying with a loud “Waa!”

The commotion was so big that it scared away the bad person who intended to secretly switch them.

But this time, Gu Tang still ended up entering the Gu family.

He originally planned to treat the male lead like a good brother and live together in harmony. Unfortunately, the plot forced him to be a villain. If he refused, he would die immediately.

Gu Tang: I’ll do it, I’ll do it!

Plot Mission: Seize the male lead’s most important possession and humiliate him!

Without a word, Gu Tang snatched away the male lead’s milk bottle, took a fierce gulp, and even spat out a bubble of milk onto him.

Male lead: …

After finally growing a little older, another Plot Mission appeared: Quickly sabotage the male lead’s social life!

Gu Tang thought this was easy. He stole the love letter from the male lead’s desk and stuffed all the chocolates the male lead received into his own mouth.

Male lead: ?

Plot Mission: Destroy the male lead’s faith!

Before a basketball game, Gu Tang secretly hid the male lead’s jersey—only to be caught red-handed.

Male lead: sneers coldly.

Later on, Gu Tang’s true identity was exposed—he was actually the youngest son of a top-tier wealthy family who had been lost outside.

On the night before leaving the Gu family, Gu Tang was pinned inside a room by the male lead.

The male lead’s eyes were red: You’re not allowed to leave.

An important Plot Mission appeared again: Reject him! Insult him!

Gu Tang was very skilled at this. The words came out instantly: Are you crazy? If I don’t return to my real family, how am I supposed to date?!

Male lead: You’re absolutely right!

Even after marriage, those annoying Plot Missions still refused to let Gu Tang go.

Plot Mission: Torture him! Make him lose his armor and surrender!

Gu Tang bit his lip and slammed the door panel hard, leaving the freshly showered man outside: …T-tonight you’re not allowed to enter my room!

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Gu Qinian never expected that after drifting through a miserable life, he would be reborn back to infancy. Looking at the babbling milk dumpling beside him, and thinking about how this person would cause him a lifetime of loneliness, Gu Qinian narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Just as he was planning how to deal with him—

The little milk dumpling suddenly rolled over, opened his mouth, and went “Ah-woo!” as he bit Gu Qinian’s cheek.

Gu Qinian: ?!!!

Gu Tang: Successfully completed the first villain mission, yes!