Chapter 87: Victim of Deep PUA
In the end, they still didn’t go all the way.
Chi Wang had to admit that having his backside invaded was a major taboo for a man!
You can’t touch a tiger’s backside, let alone stick a finger in!
He was truly sorry, but perhaps he wasn’t ready to be a gay guy yet.
Maybe a platonic relationship is better!
But then again, couldn’t he be the one on top?
Yes, he was pregnant, but that was an accident. If he were on top, it would perfectly solve everything, and Xie Sicheng wouldn’t need to get a vasectomy.
The more Chi Wang thought about it, the more feasible it seemed.
But as the saying goes, you can’t touch a tiger’s backside, so Chi Wang didn’t dare to bring up his thoughts with Xie.
After they were done, Chi Wang didn’t continue reading manga in his bedroom but chose to continue working.
Actually, at this point, such low-level jobs didn’t have much meaning, but Chi Wang was still willing to do them. He didn’t want to be idle; working was better than taking a nap!
He quickly completed his tasks for Dongyue, submitting his work to Brother Zhang above him—yes, that’s right, his supervisor had changed. It was said that Sister Yang had resigned and was replaced by someone else to assign him work.
Chi Wang knew exactly why. He hadn’t mentioned anything related to Sister Yang; there was no need to, but the driver had seen it and could easily report it.
Chi Wang didn’t feel sorry; after all, this was the result of Sister Yang’s own scheming. He didn’t want to interfere.
If this were the naïve female protagonist in a TV drama, she might have really changed her number.
The new supervisor was very articulate. He opened the document, glanced at it, and praised him for his good work.
Chi Wang reciprocated with polite banter.
Next, he went to check in for his online classes.
The second semester of sophomore year wasn’t too heavy. The busiest day had seven classes, but the lightest day only required two classes.
Overall, his time was ample.
For group discussions and assignments, Chi Wang consistently teamed up with his two roommates. They both were very reliable, so Chi Wang didn’t need to urge them, and they even proactively took on more work. Of course, Chi Wang wouldn’t let them do extra.
Being busy like this, Chi Wang rarely paid attention to his increasingly large belly.
Those fears and anxieties didn’t have a chance to ferment; Chi Wang intentionally resolved such emotions himself.
With time to be afraid, it’s better to learn more things!
Even if he’s pregnant and about to give birth, he can’t waste time. Every minute and second should be used to do something valuable and become a more valuable person! This is Chi Wang’s motto.
So Chi Wang still arranged his time very fully.
After dinner in the evening, Chi Wang’s phone rang. He picked it up and saw it was a message from Xiao Fu.
After the New Year, Chi Wang actively arranged for his roommate’s puppies to find homes. The mother dog had given birth to five puppies. Chi Wang had asked Xie to inquire, and surprisingly, Zuo Qianxing wanted one, and he spread the word, so two of his friends also wanted one, totaling three.
Chi Wang casually asked Xiao Fu if he wanted one. At first, Xiao Fu didn’t say whether he wanted one, just said he wanted to see photos.
Chi Wang sent the photos to Xiao Fu. He edited the pictures and told Xiao Fu, “These three have already been reserved; these two are left.”
Xiao Fu said, “Wow, this one looks a lot like you.”
He sent back the picture, re-edited, and used the drawing tool to circle a chubby little white puppy.
Chi Wang: “?? How does it look like me?”
Xiao Fu said, “Your name can be pronounced ‘Wang Wang’, right? Little Wang Wang, this one is so chubby and cute, just like you.”
Chi Wang: “…”
Wait a minute, what kind of image do you have of me? Do you believe I can smash a watermelon with one punch? Chubby and cute—cute your head.
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Not arguing with Xiao Fu, Chi Wang asked, “So, do you want to adopt it?”
Xiao Fu actually didn’t like dogs. The ‘Semi-trailer’ at home was named ‘Little Dog’ just to symbolize having both a cat and a dog for prosperity and good fortune. He’s very particular about such symbolism.
But since Chi Wang had brought it up, showing he wanted him to adopt, how could he bear to refuse? Thinking about it, Chi Wang’s name was indeed pretty good. ‘Wang’ sounds like ‘Wang Wang,’ which is the sound dogs make—’woof woof.’ ‘Little Wang Wang’ sounds nice; it inspired him. Since Chi Wang didn’t like him calling him ‘Baby,’ he could change to another nickname.
Looking again at the puppies Chi Wang sent, only this white one matched his imagination of Chi Wang—it had to be this chubby and adorable.
Although he didn’t like dogs, since it was related to Chi Wang, he felt it looked pleasing.
Xiao Fu said, “Then I’ll take this white one.”
Chi Wang had seen many puppies that were white and cute when young but turned yellow after shedding, so he reminded Xiao Fu, “It looks white now, but it will change color when it grows up. Be prepared for that.”
Xiao Fu said, “I know.”
So, five puppies were sent out, four adopted.
The last one couldn’t find a home, so he asked Auntie, and unexpectedly, she was willing to take it. All five were completely adopted.
Once they were weaned, Xie would arrange for someone to pick them up.
Chi Wang couldn’t help all the rural dogs in the world, but he was willing to help those that came his way. Just by asking people around him, he could help five valueless mutts avoid the fate of being stolen and eaten. He was willing to do such things.
Now the puppies were weaned and sent to Xiao Fu’s house. Up to now, the puppy had been at Xiao Fu’s place for a week.
Xiao Fu sent him photos of the puppy, which hadn’t lost its baby fat and had grown even fatter, looking like a ball.
Chi Wang: “What have you been feeding it!”
Xiao Fu said, “Just normal food—dog food in the morning, canned food at noon, raw meat and bones at night.”
Chi Wang: “…”
He could already imagine this dog turning into another ‘semi-trailer.’
Xiao Fu said, “Wang Wang is so much like you, wagging its tail all day long.”
Chi Wang: “? How is it like me?”
Xiao Fu said, “Little Mi wags its tail, and you’re always smiling.”
Chi Wang: “…”
Fine.
Looks like I’m a dog-type handsome guy.
But Xiao Fu, you named your dog ‘Little Mi’?
What a terrible name giver.
Chi Wang was too lazy to complain to Xiao Fu about this.
Xiao Fu didn’t know Chi Wang wanted to complain about the name; he thought he had come up with a great name. Now he had two symbols of good fortune, bringing prosperity to his home!
After chatting with Chi Wang, he got off work.
The company had many affairs this spring. Xiao Fu used to handle everything personally because he didn’t trust others; he personally negotiated all collaborations.
But now, it wasn’t possible. Chi Wang’s pregnancy was advanced; Xiao Fu was afraid he couldn’t take care of Chi Wang. Although Xie was by his side, he was a jerk. When the day of birth came, as an older brother, he still had to accompany throughout.
And not just during delivery; at this stage, Chi Wang was already quite at risk, with such a big belly. He had to visit frequently.
So he promoted several subordinates to share the workload, allowing him to relax a bit.
Like today, in the past, he would work overtime until seven or eight o’clock. If he didn’t leave, others couldn’t leave either. If he found out someone left before him, he’d note it down and find an opportunity to trouble them later.
Xiao Fu was such a petty and malicious person.
But in recent months, he didn’t dare to do that anymore. He had a younger brother now; if he made people resent him and they hurt Chi Wang, what would he do?
So Xiao Fu changed his usual mean and vicious ways. In the company, he smiled at everyone, was gentle and polite, even helped subordinates open doors and greeted them. Maybe not a good boss, but at least a very courteous person now.
Xiao Fu didn’t know how much his changes had shocked people. Many talked about it, thinking Xiao Fu was conducting ‘sting operations,’ and the company’s atmosphere became even more tense and rigorous. Even major shareholders rarely praised Xiao Fu at shareholders’ meetings, giving him face, fearing he’d go crazy and do something irreversible.
No one believed he had truly reformed. Didn’t they notice he wasn’t wearing earrings anymore? He had removed all his eyebrow rings, lip rings, nose rings, and even stopped dyeing his hair. With such a change in appearance, he thought everyone could see his sincerity.
But given his past misdeeds, from the major shareholders down to regular employees, no one believed he had suddenly ‘put down the butcher’s knife to become a Buddha.’2
In the end, what appeared before Xiao Fu was a harmonious scene where everyone seemed to have been moved by him, and he was very satisfied.
Not only in the company, Xiao Fu was much more lenient with his underlings, no longer grabbing their wallets to squeeze them dry. Instead, he returned the cars he had borrowed and never returned.
So, Zuo Qianxing saw Xiao Fu’s underlings discussing his sudden change in their group chat.
“What’s up with Brother Xiao? Suddenly changed his temperament?”
“No idea. Yesterday he suddenly messaged me privately, asking if my family’s production line had difficulties. I said yes, and he said he’d arrange it, selling it to us at a 20% discount. Do you know how touched I was? I told you, following Brother Xiao means having meat to eat.”
“…Even with a 20% discount, he’s still making a profit. Brother Xiao wouldn’t take a loss.”
“Not a loss, but he’s earning less! Could that happen before? Before, Brother was testing us, don’t you get it? I’m so moved, really. Tears streaming down my face. I’m over twenty, and my mom asked why I was crying. I said I’ve finally endured to become the mother-in-law!”
Zuo Qianxing: “…”
He hasn’t made money off you, and you say there’s meat to eat—could you please use those words appropriately?
“Brother Xiao returned my car! My Land Rover that I saved half a year’s allowance to buy! Not only did he return it, but he also gave me a brand-new set of genuine leather seat covers! He even washed the car! I’m so moved.”
Zuo Qianxing: “…”
You could have rented out your Land Rover to buy dozens of leather seat covers.
If Xiao Fu washed the car himself, he might believe Xiao Fu had a kind heart. Even sending it to a car wash only costs a few hundred yuan, bro.
Enough. I say enough. This group is a victim support group deeply PUA’d by Xiao Fu.
Zuo Qianxing couldn’t bear to watch anymore, covered his forehead, and closed the group chat. There’s no need to be an undercover anymore; his IQ is decreasing.
- “PUA”: Commonly describes manipulative behavior in relationships or social situations, often involving psychological abuse or control.
- “Put down the butcher’s knife and become a Buddha” : An idiom meaning to repent and be saved; to turn over a new leaf.