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Farming to Cultivate Immortality – CH25

Give this Lunatic a Drug

Chapter 25 – Give this Lunatic a Drug

After releasing the paper cranes, Liu Zhiqian turned back to Xia Yi. “Xia Yi, it’s thanks to you that we discovered this crucial clue; otherwise, we’d still be searching aimlessly.”

“I need to discuss countermeasures with several elders right away. For now, I’ll take you back to Wangzhu Courtyard.” Liu Zhiqian began to pull out the gourd.

Xia Yi, in despair, asked, “Isn’t there any other magical artifact that can take me back? Anything but this gourd.”

“Flying Sword?” Liu Zhiqian pondered briefly.

“No way, that’s too terrifying and too narrow,” Xia Yi shook his head vigorously.

“What about the Sky Weaver?”

“The one that’s pointed at both ends and round in the middle? No, no, no.” Xia Yi shook his head frantically.

“I need something flat and wide,” he insisted.

“Qingliang, come take Junior Brother Xia back to the main island,” Liu Zhiqian ordered loudly, then whispered to Xia Yi, “Qingliang’s artifact is a bamboo slip.”

This is good; bamboo slips are flat and wide, almost like an Arabian flying carpet.

A round-faced youth quickly entered from outside the hall, first bowing to Liu Zhiqian, then cupping his fists at Xia Yi. “Hello, Junior Brother Xia.”

Xia Yi hurriedly returned the gesture. “Hello, Senior Brother Qingliang.”

After exchanging greetings, Qingliang warmly pulled Xia Yi outside. “Junior Brother Xia, I’ve heard the sect leader took in a new disciple, but we hadn’t seen you come up the mountain. We’ve all been waiting for you. It’s great to finally meet you; we should interact more in the future.” As they spoke, they reached the courtyard, where a huge bamboo slip floated in the air.

The bamboo slip was indeed wide and flat, resembling an Arabian flying carpet. But why was it standing upright?

Huh? Can someone tell me why it’s standing in the air like a door propped up?

Qingliang lightly leaped onto the top of the bamboo slip, reaching out to pull Xia Yi up, who was still frozen in place and unable to react.

“Let’s go!”

The bamboo slip shot up rapidly into the sky.

The wind rushed past Xia Yi’s ears, and he let out a sharp scream, feeling his heart plummet, as if his soul had soared into the clouds.

The bamboo slip was barely the width of his foot, and half of his foot dangled off the edge. When Xia Yi shifted slightly, he felt the surface beneath him, but he struggled to catch his breath and nearly fainted.

Qingliang was still excitedly chatting, “A lot of junior brothers love riding my artifact; they say it feels amazing to soar through the clouds, even more thrilling than flying on a sword. It’s incredibly fast too—once, Junior Brother Eleven fell off mid-flight, and just as he was about to hit the ground, I caught up with him, haha…”

Please, just stop talking!

“Wow… woo…” As Qingliang shouted with excitement, he began to show off, sometimes climbing straight up to the clouds, other times diving straight down toward the ground…

“Isn’t it thrilling? Hahaha, fun, right? Next time, I can take you to jump from the sky and let the bamboo slip chase us…”

Xia Yi clung desperately to Qingliang’s calf, unable to even scream for help.

He felt that these few minutes back to the main island felt ten times longer than the trip in that gourd this afternoon.

His mind went blank, not knowing how the bamboo slip descended, how he stepped onto the main island, or whether he even said goodbye to Qingliang. When he returned to Wangzhu Courtyard like a zombie, it took him a long time to regain his senses.

“179, this cultivation world is so terrifying; I want to go home.”

“But didn’t you always want to come to cultivate?”

“I don’t want to anymore; I miss Brother Zhu, and I want to go home.”

Sitting dazed in front of his bed, Xia Yi was just trying to sort through the day’s events when he suddenly heard a few explosive fireworks sounds in the air, followed by half the sky lighting up.

It was dark now, and Xia Yi’s face was illuminated intermittently by the fireworks.

“Who’s setting off fireworks? Is it a festival? The time isn’t right. A proposal? Cultivators from Qishan Sect aren’t that romantic, are they?” Curious, Xia Yi walked to the window to look up.

He saw the fireworks still lingering in the sky, forming a dazzling pentagon, bright against the pitch-black backdrop.

Countless disciples from Qishan Sect, dressed in flowing green robes, rode various magical artifacts, soaring up from their courtyards, the main island, and various floating islands, all flying toward the fireworks.

What’s happening? Is this a space battle? Xia Yi hurried outside, craning his neck to watch.

A familiar silver UFO hovered above him again. Qinghui’s voice echoed from above, “Junior Brother Xia, the elders just announced that my master wasn’t traveling; he was captured by people from the Demon Realm. We’re going to rescue him now; you stay inside and don’t run around.”

Xia Yi quickly nodded but suddenly remembered Qinghui couldn’t see him, so he called out, “I understand! You go, and be careful. I’ll be waiting for your triumphant return!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the UFO shot straight up, soaring alongside other magical artifacts into the sky, creating a rush of wind as they passed. Xia Yi gazed upwards in shock until all the magical artifacts disappeared from view, then slowly returned inside.

Just as he crossed the threshold, Xia Yi froze in place. He watched as the furniture in the room began to warp and twist, slowly spinning, starting off slowly and then speeding up.

This familiar sight.

Xia Yi let out a long sigh. “Finally, I can go back.”

When he heard a few chirps of insects nearby, he slowly opened his eyes. It was pitch dark around him, and by the moonlight, he realized he was standing on the ridge before his journey.

“Host, you’re back!” 179 exclaimed with a sigh of relief in his mind.

Before Xia Yi could ask, 179 quickly explained, “It’s fine now; the glitch has been fixed, and you won’t be teleported again. Plus, the main system is fully prepared. Even if you were to be teleported, I could follow.”

Xia Yi hurried home, pondering how to explain his day to Brother Zhu, especially since it was already dark.

Just as he turned a corner, he ran into Liu Qing. Upon seeing him, Liu Qing shouted, “Xia Yi, where have you been? The whole village has been looking for you!”

Xia Yi was stunned. He had been gone for less than a day, and the whole village was out searching for him?

“You went to deliver food to your Fourth Uncle at noon, and soon after he returned to the courtyard and told Gu Wenzhu that you had been teleported to… to…”

“Qishan Sect,” Xia Yi supplied.

“Yes, Qishan Sect. You’ve heard him mention it before, right? He said you were taken to Qishan Sect, and called Gu Wenzhu ‘Cang… Cang…’”

“Cang Yixian.”

“That’s it! Cang Yixian, the crazy one. Gu Wenzhu didn’t take it seriously at first, but after waiting for you to return from delivering food for a long time, he went to look for you. When he didn’t find you in the fields, he searched the village everywhere. Seeing it was getting dark, he panicked. Now everyone in the village is out searching for you.”

“What should we do? We need to call them back and stop the search!” Xia Yi exclaimed, both alarmed and anxious.

“Go find Uncle Wang; he’s at your old house.”

As Xia Yi rushed toward the old house, he asked Liu Qing, “What’s he doing there?”

“Keeping an eye on your crazy Fourth Uncle while he gives him medicine.”

Xia Yi: …

As soon as he reached the outer wall of the old house, he heard Cheng Ming shouting loudly, “I am Elder Tianquan of Qishan Sect, at the peak of the Refinement Void stage, soon to break through to the Fusion stage! I have vanquished demons and saved countless lives, revered by all! How dare you bind my hands and feed me this bitter concoction? Do you want to die?”

Inside, Li Zhu and the village doctor exchanged glances. “He seems to be getting crazier.”

Uncle Wang shot them a look. “Keep feeding him.”

Cheng Ming continued shouting, “When I go to the Gathering of Immortals to slay demons, you won’t even know where you are…”

Li Zhu slowly approached with a calming medicine. “Great one, elder, how about you drink this sweet syrup? This is syrup brought from the Heavenly Palace, especially sweet.”

Cheng Ming widened his eyes in shock. “Syrup? From the Heavenly Palace? Are you insane?” He then added warily, “Don’t come any closer; be careful or I’ll pull out my magical artifact.”

“Yes, yes, we’re crazy, so don’t argue with us insane people. Just don’t pull out your artifact,” Li Zhu said, unfazed, continuing to approach slowly. “Drink this syrup, and you’ll remember where Xia Yi went.”

“How many times do I have to tell you? Xia Yi just vanished; he’s been teleported to cultivate!” Cheng Ming felt like crying; how could these people not listen?

Uncle Wang’s face darkened, and he said firmly, “Get a bigger bowl!”

Farming to Cultivate Immortality

Farming to Cultivate Immortality

Score 8.1
Status: Completed Type: Author: Artist: Released: 2019 Native Language: Chinese
Xia Yi had transmigrated, with a cultivation system into a farming novel. Orz Mission: Becoming an apprentice in the Qi Shan Sect to obtain a mythical beast. With his hoe on his shoulder, Xia Yi gazed at the large area of farmland in front of him, he almost blacked out: How am I going to complete cultivation missions in a farming novel? System: It’s fine. There is always a fix to a problem… And so, Xia Yi was forced to go between the two worlds, farmed a bit here, cultivated a bit there. Although the rubbish missions were torturing him to death, there was always a loyal doggie beside him… Xia Yi: Cultivating is so hard. Gu Wen Zhu: I’ll teach you. Xia Yi: Farming is so exhausting. Gu Wen Zhu: I’ll help. Xia Yi: I don’t want to have a child. Gu Wen Zhu: Yes, you want to. As the worlds mixed up, the characters in the cultivation novel frequently appeared beside him. The whole thing was a mess, traveling between two worlds. Claiming to be relatives with people, arranging a marriage, becoming sworn brothers with others… Why not let his dog at home join the party too!

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