Becoming a Kindergarten Teacher for S-Class Spirit Beasts – CH16

Chapter 16

“Little Black Snake,”

Bai Nuosi suddenly pointed at the Teng Snake, which had stopped moving.

Huo Ranchuan, who had just synchronized: “……”

Immediately faced with being called on by the teacher, Huo Ranchuan looked at Bai Nuosi’s face, his whole body stiffened, and he blurted out, “Ribbit ribbit ribbit?”

Damn!

As soon as the words left his mouth, Huo Ranchuan mentally slapped himself.

Bai Nuosi excitedly gave him a thumbs-up, then pointed at the black panther cub. “Little Black Panther,”

The black panther cub hadn’t synchronized with his main body yet, so he couldn’t speak. But he was too excited; tilting his head back, he began to call out, “Awoo awoo awoo!”

Bai Nuosi: “???”

In the live stream:

[Hahahahaha, I can’t—I’m dying of laughter in this live stream!]

[Hahahahaha, so Han Baiyi is actually like this? He’s too cute! Whoever said he’s a cold weirdo, come out and take your lumps!]

[Teacher Xiao Bai, I also want to ‘ribbit ribbit ribbit’! Look at me! raises hands.jpg]

*

Bai Nuosi stopped singing, his expression shocked as he looked at the black panther, and then at the little black snake.

Although both cubs couldn’t speak yet, at the stage when they are learning to talk, they begin to say simple repeated syllables like “papa,” “mama,” “grandpa,” “grandma,” or “doggy,” “bunny,” “ducky,” “kitty.”

In the early stages of speech development, they might say “lib”, but not “ribbit”, because “ribbit” is a bit harder to pronounce than “lib.”

It’s understandable that the little black panther couldn’t say it, but the little black snake, who had never spoken before, had just clearly and articulately said the three words “ribbit ribbit ribbit”!

This indicates that the little black snake is close to speaking!

After the music ended, Bai Nuosi clapped his hands. “You both danced wonderfully! Teacher wants to praise Little Sweetheart Black Panther—you were very lively and danced beautifully! And also praise Little Baby Black Snake—not only did you dance well, but your pronunciation of ‘ribbit ribbit ribbit’ was very accurate!”

Bai Nuosi gave each of the cubs a thumbs-up, then scooped them both into his arms, happily kissing them on their foreheads.

Huo Ranchuan: “……”

Blushing furiously, Huo Ranchuan instantly withdrew from synchronization.

Damn.

After calming down from Teacher Xiao Bai’s kisses, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He had gone over specifically just to cooperate with Bai Nuosi’s “ribbit ribbit ribbit”?

Damn! The more he thought about it, the more socially mortified he felt. He must have had a brain cramp at that moment. It had to be the Teng Snake influencing him—he knew this spiritual entity was unreliable!

As soon as the “Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit” song ended, Bai Nuosi’s live stream instantly dominated StarNet’s trending topics.

Top comment:

[So if you get into the military academy, you can learn “ribbit ribbit ribbit” with such a cute teacher?]

Because of this “ribbit ribbit ribbit” trend, Huo Ranchuan, who had previously been trending for negative reasons, was pushed down the list.

Many of the people who had been criticizing him before had rushed to Bai Nuosi’s livestream to watch “Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit.”

A smaller number of students went into a frenzy searching for the admission requirements of the Empire’s First Military Academy. Some even posted the academy’s admission brochures, instantly attracting tens of millions of views.

After finishing the song, Bai Nuosi continued to loop the “Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit” song. It was already time for the two babies to have their midday snack.

He took baby wipes and cleaned the faces, paws, and tails of the two cubs, then had them sit side by side.

Bai Nuosi announced, “Now it’s time for the babies to replenish your energy! Look, Teacher Xiao Bai has brought you some cute bunnies.”

He retrieved two small snack boxes he had prepared earlier that morning from his portable storage terminal.

The snack boxes were adorably shaped like ducks and contained a rabbit-shaped custard bun, two cherry tomatoes, and five or six blueberries.

He placed the snacks in front of the two babies and, like performing a magic trick, pulled out two baby bottles.

Huo Ranchuan’s vision darkened: “……”

Why are they drinking milk again?!

Didn’t they just have some this morning?

How could it be that after just two or three hours, they have to drink it again?!

Previously, when the Teng Snake drank milk, no one knew. Now, in front of the live stream, wouldn’t netizens across the entire galaxy see the Teng Snake drinking milk?

Damn.

This spiritual entity really couldn’t be kept around.

He absolutely couldn’t let everyone know that this was his spiritual entity!

Huo Ranchuan paced back and forth in his office, feeling anxious. No, he had to think of a way to bring the Teng Snake back from Bai Nuosi. In any case, he couldn’t allow it to stay with Teacher Xiao Bai any longer.

The viewers in the live stream watched this development, feeling both heartache and amusement. For a moment, everyone looked at the two cubs with eyes full of affection.

[Han Baiyi, Teacher Xiao Bai is asking you to drink your milk.]

[Han Baiyi, you’re so grown up and still using a baby bottle—I won’t tell anyone.]

[Teacher Xiao Bai, I also want to drink milk!! raises hand.jpg]

[Ahhhh, does no one know who the little black snake’s owner is? It can even ‘ribbit ribbit ribbit’!]

*

As Bai Nuosi’s live stream became a hot topic, Han Baiyi and the little black snake also started trending.

Looking at the StarNet trending topic #SearchingTheGalaxyForTheOwnerOfTheRibbitRibbitRibbitSnake, Huo Ranchuan’s vision darkened once more.

His lifetime reputation!

Having tasted the sweet milk once before, this time the Teng Snake no longer cared about Huo Ranchuan’s disapproval. Ignoring his master’s sinister roars in the spiritual sea, it picked up the bottle with its tail and started gulping down the milk without any psychological burden.

Master, you clearly like drinking milk too, don’t you? Who could refuse the milk offered by Teacher Xiao Bai?

If I don’t drink it now, I won’t get to drink it when I go back! The Teng Snake tilted its head back and frantically gulped down the milk.

Huo Ranchuan covered his face and sat on the sofa in his office. As for the Teng Snake, he had given up on trying to control it.

Although Han Baiyi also felt a bit embarrassed, he was currently busy and couldn’t pay attention to this. He didn’t even have time to look at the trending topics on StarNet.

Thus, the little black panther cub was extremely happy and content, holding the bottle with one paw and taking a sip of milk, then using the other paw to poke the rabbit-shaped custard bun and take a bite.

A bite of the bun, a sip of milk—what more could one ask for in the world!

The little black panther cub felt so happy he could faint.

He slowly took a bite of the bun, then slightly squinted his eyes, the corners of his mouth lifting ever so slightly, vividly expressing: Wow, this is really delicious!

The viewers in the live stream found themselves craving as well:

[Help, he’s really savoring it.]

[With that expression, just how delicious is it to be this intoxicated? Is it the bun or the milk that’s so good?]

[Hahahahaha, am I the only one watching the little black snake guzzle down milk like crazy? Look at it—as if someone is going to snatch it away.]

[Is it possible that it’s afraid its master won’t let it drink?]

[Great, now I really want to know who the little black snake’s owner is!]

…

After the two cubs danced and finished their snacks, filling their little tummies, Bai Nuosi wiped their mouths clean. Then he picked up flower pots and gardening tools, ready to take them to the garden to dig in the soil.