Chapter 59
S City Special Operations Bureau
[User “Cutest Girl in the World” wants you to break into the bathroom and tips 20 universal coins.]
[User “Lord of the Fire God” is displeased with your temporary lover’s evasive behavior and wants you to open the bathroom door.]
[User “Reborn from an Otherworldly True Love” dislikes the term “temporary lover” and wishes you and your lover a long, happy relationship.]
[User “Pure in Heart and Few Desires” hopes you’ll join your temporary lover’s shower and is willing to tip you 1000 universal coins.]
[User “Vitamin E Boost” urges you to hurry and enjoy the sight of your temporary lover bathing, and tips you 20 universal coins.]
[User “Scarecrow’s Straw” viciously curses you to choke while eating.]
After finishing his boxed lunch, Yu Zhi glanced at the bullet comments and only then noticed that since Fu Suxi had ended his livestream by going to take a shower, many of his viewers had come to Yu Zhi’s stream.
The number of people online jumped from four digits to five digits. The screen was filled with unfamiliar usernames, along with a few familiar ones.
Thinking for a moment, he opened a second box meal and ate while speaking: “I’ve seen all your requests. If the total tips reach 10,000 universal coins in the next five minutes, I’ll risk my life to give you all some benefits.”
[User “Bionic Dog” tipped you 100 universal coins.]
[User “Pure in Heart and Few Desires” says your behavior seems familiar.]
[User “Scarecrow’s Straw” screams that you’re just making things up.]
[User “Electronic Wooden Fish” is puzzled by “Scarecrow’s Straw” and tips you 20 universal coins.]
[User “Cutest Girl in the World” reminds “Electronic Wooden Fish” that the other party hates your guts and will never be satisfied with anything you do, and tips you 20 universal coins.]
[User “Pure in Heart and Few Desires” supports “Cutest Girl in the World’s” statement and encourages more tips.]
[User “A Pair for a Lifetime” reminds everyone that you have noble character.]
[User “Pure Love Warrior” loudly praises your honesty and kindness.]
In the blink of an eye, “Scarecrow’s Straw’s” comments were buried beneath a flood of praising bullet comments. Under such a barrage of compliments about Yu Zhi’s honesty and integrity, more and more new users tipped, and in higher amounts.
Occasionally, a few comments questioned why the praisers themselves weren’t tipping, but those comments made no waves at all.
Amid the continuous stream of tipping comments, Yu Zhi happily finished his second box meal.
[User “Big Sock” tipped you 200 universal coins.]
[User “Pizza Heart” tipped you 500 universal coins.]
[User “Smimaro” tipped you 500 universal coins.]
[User “Huang Girl” urged everyone to unite and chipped in 550 universal coins.]
In less than five minutes, a “1” was added in front of those 5000 coins, making it over 10,000.
Pleased, Yu Zhi polished off the third box meal.
Fu Suxi not only could protect his life but also protect his wallet balance!
He threw away the trash and stood up, heading towards the bathroom.
The closer he got to the door, the faster the bullet comments scrolled, making one’s eyes blur.
[User “Electronic Wooden Fish” urges you to break in, tipping 20 universal coins.]
[User “Huang Girl” reminds you to be quick and tips 30 universal coins.]
Yu Zhi walked up to the bathroom door, listening to the sound of running water inside. With everyone eagerly watching, he slowly raised his hand—
With everyone watching, he knocked on the door.
“Can I come in?”
At his words, an icy-cold voice responded from behind the door: “Get lost—”
As soon as Fu Suxi spoke, the livestream viewers became even more excited. Even more people tipped, and the amounts rose higher.
Yu Zhi deliberately lingered by the door, smiling as he said, “Get lost inside? Isn’t that a bit grand?”
At those words, the sound of water inside stopped.
Hearing this, Yu Zhi didn’t dare stay. Without hesitation, he turned around and left, putting distance between himself and the bathroom.
Seeing this, the online viewers froze for a moment. The bullet comments seemed paused for two seconds. After realizing what he’d just done, the barrage exploded at a dizzying pace.
The users who tipped him cursed him out, while the users who had encouraged tipping praised him endlessly.
[User “Scarecrow’s Straw” viciously mocks those who tipped and also tips you 20 universal coins.]
[User “Big Sock” is puzzled by your actions.]
[User “Huang Girl” loudly curses you for breaking your promise.]
[User “Strongest King” appreciates your shamelessness and tips you 10 universal coins.]
[User “Pizza Heart” sternly demands to know where the promised benefit is.]
“The benefit has already been given,” Yu Zhi paused, his face calm. “Didn’t I just give everyone a lesson?”
“All the users who tipped got their benefit. All the users who didn’t tip can’t get any advantage off them!”
“Absolutely fair and just. Honest dealing for everyone!”
“…..”
[User “Smimaro” is shocked by your shamelessness.]
[User “Big Sock” laments your despicable behavior.]
[User “Salad Pancake” wonders what happened before.]
[User “Huang Girl” reminds “Salad Pancake” that you have high moral character and keep your word, providing precious benefits to all who tipped.]
[User “Salad Pancake” regrets missing the opportunity.]
[User “Pizza Heart” comforts “Salad Pancake” that there’ll be another chance soon.]
Yu Zhi watched as the “old” users turned around and tricked the new ones who entered the stream, amusing himself for a while.
Suddenly, the number of online viewers dropped sharply.
Yu Zhi lifted his eyelids and looked toward the bathroom, instantly knowing Fu Suxi must have finished dressing and reopened his livestream.
“Click—”
The bathroom door opened, and Fu Suxi emerged.
There wasn’t a drop of moisture on him. He was fully dressed, and his hair was dry—nothing like someone who’d just showered. But the neatly arranged hair revealed what he had been doing. The smooth, naturally drooping black hair gave the impression that he’d tucked away his sharp edges, making him look a few years younger.
At a glance, he still had that well-dressed-beast vibe. Of course, that was before those dark, piercing eyes turned his way.
When Fu Suxi’s long, narrow, pitch-black pupils swept over him, the room’s temperature seemed to drop several degrees.
“You—”
Before he could finish, Yu Zhi immediately said, “I just wanted to use the toilet.”
Fu Suxi glanced at the bullet comments and sneered, “That’s not what the livestream says.”
Yu Zhi remained calm: “If you trust them, you might as well believe I’m Emperor Qin Shi Huang.”
Fu Suxi stared at him for a moment, then slowly curled his lips: “Fine, go ahead.”
Yu Zhi blinked, taking two seconds to realize what he meant—“Fine, go use the toilet.”
Suspiciously, he sized the man up and slowly moved toward the bathroom.
Once inside, he tried to close the door, only for a long-fingered hand to block it. Only then did Yu Zhi realize what Fu Suxi intended.
This psycho wants to watch him use the toilet with his own eyes?!
??? Where’s your manners?
He’d been so polite just now asking for permission!
Yu Zhi’s mouth twitched, using all his strength to push the door shut.
The door didn’t close; instead, Fu Suxi pushed it open even wider.
The man asked coldly, “What? Don’t want to go now?”
Yu Zhi replied casually, “I can’t go with the door open.”
Not a hint of humor in Fu Suxi’s eyes: “So you’re not in a hurry then.”
“Just now you were rushing in, was it to…” His lips curved deeper, and he looked at Yu Zhi steadily, pronouncing each word clearly, “Vi-o-late me?”
Yu Zhi: “….”
He was speechless. This lunatic knew exactly what he’d intended and was deliberately framing him.
After a moment’s thought, Yu Zhi said expressionlessly, “I am in a hurry, but I can’t go with the door open because I’m self-conscious.”
Fu Suxi paused.
Yu Zhi sighed quietly, “I’m insecure… about how thin my poop is compared to yours.”
Fu Suxi: “…..”
The temperature dropped again. Silence spread and fermented.
Just when Yu Zhi thought Fu Suxi would give up, he suddenly heard the man’s icy voice:
“I’d like to see how thin you really are.”
Yu Zhi: “…???”
He lifted his eyelids, meeting the man’s utterly dark, lightless eyes.
They stared at each other, both speechless, both shameless.
Fu Suxi looked down at him, taking in Yu Zhi’s lively features from above.
For years, he had always acted alone. Even on missions to clear pollution sources, it was mostly solo work. Occasionally, Ji Yangqiu, worried about him, would send a few people along.
He had never encountered someone like Yu Zhi before.
Outwardly timid and peaceable, yet in truth daring and audacious; seemingly easy-going, yet refusing to suffer any loss.
The more he thought about it, the more the irritability and displeasure roiled within him. A hint of viciousness gradually surfaced between his brows.
Suddenly, a phone rang, echoing in the cramped bathroom.
Fu Suxi glanced at Yu Zhi, his expression grim, and answered the call.
Yu Zhi saw that he wasn’t shooed away and openly pricked up his ears to listen in.
The bathroom was small, and the man’s voice on the other end of the line was clear.
“Do you know that most of the corpse fragments you sent were from pollution creatures? Only a small piece of bone belonged to that woman, Nie Yue. I suspect the other side knows Song Guanqi’s ability and deliberately switched the remains to waste our time. Still, they missed a piece.
“I’ve already sent the detailed information I found to you via email using a special tool, so you don’t have to go online—” Ji Yangqiu paused and then changed the subject, “How’s Yu Yi-ling now? Why don’t you take him back to B City and let Professor Chu study him—”
Fu Suxi interrupted: “Starting today, parasitically contaminated individuals in S City are to be executed on the spot.”
Ji Yangqiu was silent for a moment before slowly asking, “Starting now?”
Fu Suxi: “There are other traitors in the S City branch. They’ll likely set S City as their first target.”
Ji Yangqiu’s tone grew serious: “Can you handle it?”
“I can,” Fu Suxi glanced at Yu Zhi and continued slowly, “on the condition that Yu You is handed over to me to deal with. No matter what I do, there must be no objections.”
Yu Zhi’s eyes widened slightly: “???”
Oh, so dealing with traitors means using him as a bargaining chip?
Ji Yangqiu’s voice on the other end sounded annoyed: “You’re still going on about that now? Yu Yi—Yu You—hey, Yu You—” He cursed, then relented, “Fine, it’s a deal!”
“Yu You is yours to handle. Do whatever you want with him.”
As soon as these words left Ji Yangqiu’s mouth, Yu Zhi saw a mocking provocation flash in Fu Suxi’s eyes, as if silently taunting him—‘Your supposed backer won’t protect you.’
Yu Zhi lowered his eyes, feeling somewhat baffled.
From start to finish, he never really counted on Ji Yangqiu to stand on his side. They weren’t related, and Ji Yangqiu didn’t seem all that reliable anyway.
Seeing Yu Zhi lower his gaze without reacting, Fu Suxi asked, “Did you hear that?”
Ji Yangqiu: “I can hear you. What bullshit are you talking about? Try to save as many people in S City as you can. I’ll figure out how to suppress the parasitic pollution situation in other areas. Professor Chu has been researching lately; maybe he’ll soon—”
Fu Suxi hung up directly, reached out and pinched Yu Zhi’s face, forcing him to lift his head and reveal all his emotions.
He stared straight into Yu Zhi’s clear, ink-black pupils and said unhurriedly, “Ji Yangqiu has handed you over to me.”
He was curious about Yu You’s true reaction now that the one piece of leverage Yu Zhi might have relied on was gone.
The next second, he saw those plump lips part, uttering words that were thunderously shocking:
“In New China, there are no slaves. I belong to the Party and the people!”
Fu Suxi: “…F*ck.”
